Joke thread

[Out on blue 6]

I'll be dueced if I'm getting involved in this pun train.

That's the grand slam

 

[Blue_eyes]

I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.

I’m out

OK, ace.

 

[1.618034]

I agree, a singles digit would have looked a bit for-lawn.

It might be an advantage to having a seeding system instead...?

 

[1.618034]

Actually, now I set my mind to it, I know where to get some top seed, although the guy who sells it is a bit of a wild-card and only opens on the middle Sunday!?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'd love to know what's going on but I just dont get the point.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Serves them right.

My partner said she needed my balls.
I said they‘d be a bit moist and dirty.
but she didn’t care, she just needed them now.
So I got my sack out,
and she took the two balls in one hand,
she juggles them about and checks how bouncy they are.
I asked if she liked them?
She replied that although they were damp, a bit smelly and bald, they were ok.
Then she stuck one in her knickers, and gave the other one a good smacking.


I fucking love mixed doubles tennis!

 

[Blue_eyes]

It might be an advantage to having a seeding system instead...?

If only you suggested that be-forehand I might have offered you a backhand-er.

 

[1.618034]

My partner said she needed my balls.
I said they‘d be a bit moist and dirty.
but she didn’t care, she just needed them now.
So I got my sack out,
and she took the two balls in one hand,
she juggles them about and checks how bouncy they are.
I asked if she liked them?
She replied that although they were damp, a bit smelly and bald, they were ok.
Then she stuck one in her knickers, and gave the other one a good smacking.


I fucking love mixed doubles tennis!

Sounds like you need new balls. I also recommend getting Head, next time.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Sounds like you need new balls. I also recommend getting Head, next time.

She was highly strung.

 

[1.618034]

If only you suggested that be-forehand I might have offered you a backhand-er.

I've Wade it up and think you'd just be Flushing money down the drain.

 

[Blue_eyes]

I've Wade it up and think you'd just be Flushing money down the drain.

Can you Lendl me some Cash then?

 

[1.618034]

Can you Lendl me some Cash then?

What are the net returns?

 

[Blue_eyes]

What are the net returns?

I will send you a Graff to show them.

Its been Agas-si but I think its time to r-evert to normal jokes.

 

[LWashington]

Actually, now I set my mind to it, I know where to get some top seed, although the guy who sells it is a bit of a wild-card and only opens on the middle Sunday!?

I tried to barter with your guy and he Don Budge on his prices. I suggest you try a few different Seles, I'm not sure of Lacoste, that depends on the Courier.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Q: How did Jesus get home after shopping?
















A: On a Lidl Donkey: )

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Q: How did Jesus get home after shopping?
















A: On a Lidl Donkey: )

Shocking!
or should that be Shopping?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Shocking!
or should that be Shopping?

Eeyore eeyore, he always did that.

 

[ray21]

Q: How did Jesus get home after shopping?
















A: On a Lidl Donkey: )

Was that before he was Muffin the Mule.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Was that before he was Muffin the Mule.

The barm pots will think you don't have a 'stable' mind asking that pal; )

Muffin.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

She was highly strung.

Is that a backhanded compliment?