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You corrupt bent bastards are not top, you are not joint top, you never were and you never will be. What you are though is a stinking pile of corrupt bastards who will try anything to win. Drown in your own bile.
Take it your not a fan? ;-)
 
Press Release
To celebrate the Worlds Greatest Team (TM) thrashing of Southampton and a return to the top of the league KTEL are proud to announce the release of “Theatre of Dreams” CD.
Artists across the globe have come forward to duet with their hero’ to celebrate both music and football.
Full track listing
Side One
1. Nancy Boy - Placebo ft Cavani
2. Wide Eyed and Legless - Andy Fairweather Low ft GPC
3. Bartender and the Donut Thief -Stereophonics ft DeGea
4. Bette Davies Pies - Kim Carnes ft Shaw
5. I missed again - Phil Collins ft St Marcus
6. Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads ft Dan James.

Side 2.
1. Sit Down - James ft Donny Van Beek
2. Yellow Brick Head -Elton John ft Maguire
3. I can’t stand up for falling down - Elvis Costello ft Martial.
4. Life on Mars Bars - David Bowie ft Shaw
5. Holding back the ears - Simply Red ft Bruno.
6. Lazy Sunday Afternoon -The Kinks ft Carlton.
Limited edition bonus track
Cats in the Cradle -Ugly Kid Jones aka Phil the Face.
The Laughing Gnome-David Bowie ft Ole
 
Don't nderstand PGMOL , they will take retrospective action for foul or dangerous play but when Martial does an impression of Tom Daley there will be nothing done , diving to win a penalty and get the opposing player sent off when they are winning 6-0 can only be expected of a low life Rag. As for their goal difference it might come in handy qaulifying for the europa league , they do like their Thursday nights.
 
I would love to see the betting patterns around the sending off of that Southampton player. That really smelled of a staged event. No way that incident could have happened by accident. It would have been a sending off forty years ago and that player must have known it. I wouldn't be surprised if he is bombed out of the club.
Spot on.
The whole event .was Ridiculous.
Saints lay down for the red devils.threw the match,and made 'everyone '
Happy.
But they do say...Cheats never prosper....
Tony balloon Marshall, you ought to be ashamed of yourself.you are persuing a Football career,not Acting....
Cheats,Cheats,cheats.....Cheats..
 
They already think that they have Everton beat and are more arsed about our game with Liverpool. They never learn, they will have harder game v Everton than we will with their City rivals.
 
You corrupt bent bastards are not top, you are not joint top, you never were and you never will be. What you are though is a stinking pile of corrupt bastards who will try anything to win. Drown in your own bile.
Brilliant post.says it all.
 
They already think that they have Everton beat and are more arsed about our game with Liverpool. They never learn, they will have harder game v Everton than we will with their City rivals.
Let's hope they get complacent. Our defence are going to have to be careful, because if Mina or whoever so much as looks at one of their attackers, they'll collapse to the floor.
 
Press Release
To celebrate the Worlds Greatest Team (TM) thrashing of Southampton and a return to the top of the league KTEL are proud to announce the release of “Theatre of Dreams” CD.
Artists across the globe have come forward to duet with their hero’ to celebrate both music and football.
Full track listing
Side One
1. Nancy Boy - Placebo ft Cavani
2. Wide Eyed and Legless - Andy Fairweather Low ft GPC
3. Bartender and the Donut Thief -Stereophonics ft DeGea
4. Bette Davies Pies - Kim Carnes ft Shaw
5. I missed again - Phil Collins ft St Marcus
6. Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads ft Dan James.

Side 2.
1. Sit Down - James ft Donny Van Beek
2. Yellow Brick Head -Elton John ft Maguire
3. I can’t stand up for falling down - Elvis Costello ft Martial.
4. Life on Mars Bars - David Bowie ft Shaw
5. Holding back the ears - Simply Red ft Bruno.
6. Lazy Sunday Afternoon -The Kinks ft Carlton.
Limited edition bonus track
Cats in the Cradle -Ugly Kid Jones aka Phil the Face.
Great stuff;

The gatefold re-mastered version also contains such gems as;

Nowhere Man - Beatles feat mcguire on bongos
Can i kick it (out) - A Tribe Called Fred
You Give Love a Bad Name - A rare duet with Jon and Dwight
Lump - President of the USA with the Glazer family.
Some Girls are Bigger than Others - The Smiths and Shaw.
 
Great stuff;

The gatefold re-mastered version also contains such gems as;

Nowhere Man - Beatles feat mcguire on bongos
Can i kick it (out) - A Tribe Called Fred
You Give Love a Bad Name - A rare duet with Jon and Dwight
Lump - President of the USA with the Glazer family.
Some Girls are Bigger than Others - The Smiths and Shaw.
Awesome :-)
 
I watched the season review on Sky the other day. The season of the Slippy Stevie Geeee. You really wouldn’t have realised who actually won the league unless you watched until the end. It’s a full on dipper wankfest. Now let’s suppose that we do win the league, just how long will this season’s review spend on the rag bastards famous victory over the behemoth that is Southampton?
 
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