Liverpool thread 2020/21

[jimharri]

What a beautiful kit that was

On the ripped torso of the Dunney Monster.

 

[jimharri]

Dipper fans have no affiliation with the human race.

To modify their mantra; not English human, scouse.

 

[Barcon]

It was - and when Dunnie went to collect the trophy the City fans present sang “you don’t know what you’re doing!”

Wish I was there.

 

[Sid C]

Wish I was there.

Dunny didn’t

 

[horlock_was_super]

To modify their mantra; not English human, scouse.

When you realllllllllly wish there was a big fuck off like button. Jim I salute you Sir.

 

[Blue Mist]

That was the Joan Gamper (whoever she is) trophy. You mentalist.

Well Buger me.

 

[Barcon]

Well Buger me.

Send pics via pm.
P.S, I only know because it's named after my auntie Joan.

 

[jimharri]

When you realllllllllly wish there was a big fuck off like button. Jim I salute you Sir.

Not looking for likes Sir. Which is just as well. Just throw money. All major cards accepted. Google pay, PayPal, all options considered.

 

[jimharri]

Can anyone help?
After the unfortunate incidents last week I asked my mam to knit some warm socks for Alison. I wanted them to be ready for the dippers mid-week game ( :-) ) but being 86 and arthritic, no not Alison, me mam, she has only just finished them.
Can anyone tell me an address I can deliver them to, I googled Liverpool FC, Stanley Park thinking that is where they played but it just goes on about failing FFP. Obviously Google are wrong because only citeh did that so does anyone have an address because as we all know.... Its cold outside

If you go to google earth, zoom in on Merseyside. Then look for a distinct glow given off by tens of candles. Robert should then be your father's brother.


You're welcome.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Not looking for likes Sir. Which is just as well. Just throw money. All major cards accepted. Google pay, PayPal, all options considered.

I have got some Woolworths gift vouchers if you’ll accept those?

 

[jimharri]

I have got some Woolworths gift vouchers if you’ll accept those?

Er; no. You've gotta have standards.

 

[jimharri]

Not sure it's 100% serious, mind. Totes toasties, anyone?

 

[The Black Shed]

Amuses me that they try and take the piss out of us for having fans from Stockport when most rags and dippers come from ireland, Scandinavia and Asia

Long story but a true one - my dog recently chewed and mangoed my reading glasses and I'm struggling until i can get another pair... I read your last word as Asda

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Wish I was there.

Me too!

 

[Chris in London]

They're not super dooper champions of the world anymore...

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Bet that hurts.
I'll state now that i don't recognize it as a big trophy anyway.
I'll feel the same if we win it.
The dippers just used to love it because it had the words "World Cup" in it.

It’s a bit like the community shield. Great if you win it, meh if you don’t

 

[cheekybids]

Can we change this to the Joan Gamper thread, I think we’ve seen those scouse c***s off for the next 3 decades.

it was a very rewarding evening out, won a friendly & our new filthy rich owners who knew nothing about football came away with a plan to rule football. Of course to do that you’d need people with the knowledge & clear plan, like Feran, Txixi & Pep & build an academy similar to la Masia.

 

[the_tevez_wiggle]

Same here. Can't even bring myself to watch it for alaugh

You'd of been stamped on for antics like that. Same with all the pushing in the back off the ball while your not looking. 100% wouldn't like to of seen what Eddie would of done to TAA in the changing rooms back in the day, he doesn't look a full shilling at all.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Leicester 5/2 surely a nice bet?

Fabinho out too. I knew Klopp would start him against City even if he wasn't fit, He would rather risk his best players against us than leave them out.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Send pics via pm.
P.S, I only know because it's named after my auntie Joan.

Joan was a very generous lady.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Amuses me that they try and take the piss out of us for having fans from Stockport when most rags and dippers come from ireland, Scandinavia and Asia

I was in town a couple of years ago and got a bollocking from Mrs Moon, as we got off the tram on Market St. There were about 10 of the fuckers singing why don't City fuck off home with Norwegian flags, they couldn't hear me above themselves shouting but everyone getting off the tram heard me.