United thread 2020/21

[aguero93:20]

Bullish talk that if it was klopp you could understand it as they are current champions,what are this lot ?
I’ll tell you what mostly irrelevant they are the new comedy club ..

Even the rag fanbase seem a bit embarrassed by that comment.

 

[aguero93:20]

Would you take him?...

Nope. Luxury player, gives the ball away far too much.

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Long live the centre back pairing of Magaluf

A bottle of Sauvignon with 2 12 ounce sirloins and salad perfect and chocolate eclairs to finish plus l know should have been red but gave in as its val day

Crab and truffle rissoto washed down with a pink Dom Perignon 06 and some mood music.
She's got no chance.

 

[Akira]

Would you take him?...

Meh, from a neutral standpoint, I think he's a pretty great player. But I wouldn't take him over our midfielders/attacking midfielders.

He thrives playing in the AM space/hole, and seems to suffer greatly with his productivity the further he is away from the box.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Nope. Luxury player, gives the ball away far too much.

And is a **** of an individual based upon his time with the rags.

Not a City type player

 

[Badensbluemoon]

Actually hope Ole gets a few odd wins here and there so it keeps him in the job.

Yeah, hopefully they keep him in charge, or I am wondering if they would go for Brendan?

 

[N1985]

Would you take him?...

Well he'd keep the lawn nice and tidy with those fucking teeth

 

[manimanc]

Would you take him?...

I need a bottle opener so his profile fits perfectly.

 

[The Colonel]

What is the point of a Martial?

“Ice cold Martial” they call him. Someone needs to warm him up a little before he gets rigour mortis.

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Brilliant. Wants to blame the officials for possible giving a dodgy penalty, that he wanted, but then realised what an absolute plum he would look by not mentioning it was offside anyway.

 

[N1985]

Brilliant. Wants to blame the officials for possible giving a dodgy penalty, that he wanted, but then realised what an absolute plum he would look by not mentioning it was offside anyway.

They should ask Brighton what they think of dodgy decisions.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Set of cunts.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

“Ice cold Martial” they call him. Someone needs to warm him up a little before he gets rigour mortis.

A fucking good twatting couldn't make that face any better - a real slapped arse .

 

[jaiguruKun]

The rags spent over 80 million pounds for Harry Maguire.
Just think about that.

It's the elephant in the room as far as the Rags and their sympathisers are concerned. They can't possibly acknowledge what a huge bollock they dropped with this signing.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Knew I'd seen him before.......

 

[aguero93:20]

It's the elephant in the room as far as the Rags and their sympathisers are concerned. They can't possibly acknowledge what a huge bollock they dropped with this signing.

£250m on Lukaku, Pogba and Maguire. Lol.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56064283

Good luck with that, token old boy on the cheap.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

What does he mean, ‘We’re not giving it away early’

‘Giving it away’, as in current PL Champions and holders?

“We won’t let them [Manchester City] run away with it – we’re playing them soon. We’re not giving it away early – no we’re not.”

All he missed off that was “I’d love it, love it”.

 

[pudge]

Obviously the west brom goal is piss funny but from 47mins they have a proper meltdown.
Final whistle is a must watch.

Screaming for the half time whistle then 5 seconds later screaming at the ref for blowing the half time whistle...

Also, that hipster **** knows absolutely fuck all about football. "How is he interferring with play?" twat

 

[Impeccable One]

Crab and truffle rissoto washed down with a pink Dom Perignon 06 and some mood music.
She's got no chance.

Damn, you got me wet with that offering ;)