United thread 2020/21

[The Fat el Hombre]

Brace yourselves guys. This one thinks that there's a "I would love it if we beat them" moment looming for Mr Guardiola. Hahaha

 

[Mike Cledford]

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Got to hand it to him. His PR team is on a par with Team Beckham.

Ferguson would have tolerated the Rashford circus as little as he did with Beckhams.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Brace yourselves guys. This one thinks that there's a "I would love it if we beat them" moment looming for Mr Guardiola. Hahaha

Well love, that rag side is better than your current one and we are miles better than that Newcastle side.
Give us a shout if you want anything else explaining.

 

[aguero93:20]

Brace yourselves guys. This one thinks that there's a "I would love it if we beat them" moment looming for Mr Guardiola. Hahaha

Ye weren't shite then, Guardiola isn't Keegan and we're not Newcastle.

 

[aguero93:20]

Brace yourselves guys. This one thinks that there's a "I would love it if we beat them" moment looming for Mr Guardiola. Hahaha

Ye weren't shite then, Guardiola isn't Keegan and we're not Newcastle.

 

[Mike Cledford]

)Brace yourselves guys. This one thinks that there's a "I would love it if we beat them" moment looming for Mr Guardiola. Hahaha

She's not aware that Ole 'will not let' City win the league easily. Perhaps there is a points deduction pending?

 

[Vienna_70]

The swamp would have been packed to the rafters next week, if supporters were allowed in.

Not with rags; with City there to see Merlin.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

I remember a certain side being 8 points ahead with 6 games to go.

Silly woman

 

[aguero93:20]

I remember a certain side being 8 points ahead with 6 games to go.

Silly woman

Shaun Maloney, Nikica Jelavic, Marouane Fellaini, Steven Pienaar, we salute you!

 

[big gaz]

That singer in the Black Eyed Peas isn't it?

Isn't that smash her back doors in, Fergie, oh yes indeed.

 

[aguero93:20]

Isn't that smash her back doors in, Fergie, oh yes indeed.

You'd want to make sure she wasn't holding a piss first.

 

[creditunionhero]

There really should be some form of scientific study into this. It's almost like El Nino or other weird events in the the world. Far too complicated for my comprehensive school (1963_1974) education to understand I know that.

You went to a comp for 11 years?

 

[aguero93:20]

You went to a comp for 11 years?

He no lern gud.

 

[inchy14]

You'd want to make sure she wasn't holding a piss first.

I wouldn’t!

 

[Blue Mist]

You went to a comp for 11 years?

Yes they held me back cos I woz fick. :-)
1969 - 1974 Wellacre Secondary Modern. Flixton Lancashire

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Is that another corner I see ahead?

 

[aguero93:20]

Is that another corner I see ahead?

I've explained this before. They're actually on a mobius strip.

 

[Stoned Rose]

I see these cunts are back to being the greatest team in the universe again after beating David Silva and ten lads off the checkouts in Lidl.

 

[wolviedinho]

Is that another corner I see ahead?

Probably but after that it’s back on the roundabout to mediocrity.

 

[Semper aggressus]

That fucking **** Fernandes needs to fuck off and bloody quickly. Anyone got any voodoo dolls?