United thread 2020/21

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Baileys with ice
Static
Right said
The Uruguayan pensioner
The Welsh diver
Scotty, not so hotty Mac tom in eh
The Greek fugitive

All played tonight and all are fkin rank garbage.

St Marcus of rasher
Green(plank of)wood
Gregg's platinum card holder
Henderson
Obi Wan
The Iberian ferret, with his, "hit every branch on the ugly tree on the way down", features..

Bit better than the first batch above but still not good enough, therefore not quite fkin rank garbage but rated one notch up on the rags sliding scale which I believe is.. Dog shit..!

The dabber
Lindelof
Donut thief
Van Beeky

First one above should be filed under a wannabe reality TV knob who regularly shows absolutely no interest in kicking a ball about..

2nd one looks like someone who's won a competition on the back of a cornflakes box to "be a footballer for a season"

3rd one has been clinically certified as allergic to round objects that are larger than a donut.. so much so he's been known to spend most of his weekends diving out of the way if one comes within 6 foot of him..

The last one is why the phrases "rabbit in the headlights" and "what the fuck have I done ?" were invented..

Bought for millions, now worth hundreds and he's only been there for 27 games ffs..

Think on, all of the above shower have been assembled for just your half a billion pounds by a shrewd CEO who knows his pot noodles from his chevvy pick up trucks..

The whole cluster fuck is expertly overseen by a clueless patsy who word has it, lets a drunken jock use his carparking space at his place of work..

A shocking performance tonight against a poor Palace team who could and should have won it in the end themselves..

14 points behind the runaway league leaders with 11 games left..

Their collective arses are now well and truly twitching as the look over their shoulder at the chasing pack..



Still chin up, not all is lost, there's always the next game to put things right..!
 
The world's greatest player, next Ballon D'or winner, and he who is awaiting anointment as Player of the Year, Bruno the Great, has the following outstanding stats (lol):

Against Chelsea: 20 Possessions lost (most in game), 4 dribbled past (equal most in game), 1 chance created, 0 shots on target, 0 take-ons completed.

Against the "Big Six' this season: 7 games, 1 goal, no assists.

Against Crystal Palace: Gave the ball away more times than any other Rag player in the first half.

In his favour, however: He registered the most penalty shouts against Crystal Palace (lol).
 
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Premier League Cann table​

PointsTeam (games played)
65Man City (27)
64
63
62
61
60
59
58
57
56
55
54
53
52
51Man Utd (27)
50Leicester (27)
49
48
47
46
45West Ham (26)
44Chelsea (26)
43Liverpool (26)
Everton (25)
42
41
40
39Tottenham (25)
Aston Villa FC (25)
38
37Arsenal (26)
36
35Leeds United FC (26)
34Wolves (27)
Crystal Palace (27)
33
32
31
30Southampton (26)
29Burnley (27)
28
27
26Brighton (26)
Newcastle (26)
25
24
23Fulham (26)
22
21
20
19
18
17WBA (26)
16
15
14Sheffield United FC (27)
 
nyCITY said:
www.transfermarkt.co.uk

Premier League - Transfer records

The transfer record overview shows the highest grossing transfers of the Premier League. It also shows the new club and the transfer fee.
www.transfermarkt.co.uk www.transfermarkt.co.uk

I haven’t seen it mentioned, but City has never been a team to go and buy very expensive players. Pogba was the highest priced Premier League signing ever, according to Transfermarkt. The rags have the top 3 spots and arse, dippers and chelsea all have bigger signings than our most expensive - KdB at £68.4 million (thought is was a lot less, like £50). Pogba was 40% more expensive!

We have filled our team with quality signings that satisfy certain criteria, of which fame seems to be of little consequence. Paying what dippers did for van dijk was foolish and demonstrates the short term thinking of their management. A big, strong pacey Cb in his late twenties for that price is just asking for what happened to happen.

It’s like these dumb fucks don’t understand that when you buy a player at 26/27 they’re a depreciating asset. When you buy them at 23, there is potential for their value to meaningfully increase. How this is lost on them is beyond me.
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Amazingly Camel Gob is still on that list at #41 from 18 years ago.
 
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