Media Thread 2020/21

[KPXBLN]

Sure thing KP squared.

seriously though, I can crack the code with "Poogba", but is it just me that doesn't know which of the several overpriced united players "wank biscuits" is referring to?

 

[The1nvisibleMan]

seriously though, I can crack the code with "Poogba", but is it just me that doesn't know which of the several overpriced united players "wank biscuits" is referring to?

Wan Bissaka i presume

 

[aguero93:20]

seriously though, I can crack the code with "Poogba", but is it just me that doesn't know which of the several overpriced united players "wank biscuits" is referring to?

Wan Bissaka

 

[Mike Cledford]

Not seen this morning BBC news segment but I saw last night on the news channel & they led with Rangers....mentioned the raggy draw in the style of Ted from Bill & ted on The Fast Show.

Yes. 0640. Cricket first. Then Rangers with some more Scottish football then the PL.
0740 Same order but just Rangers.

 

[NMB]

Wasn't Shaw £34m? People gave them such an easy ride on that in comparison to Mendy 3 years later that's only a £5.5m per year rise for a staring Champions League left back and France international.

In need of a revamp fucking LMAO they have a squad that cost the same as ours!

Slab head £80m
Wank Biscuits £50m
Fred £50m
Poogba £89m
Diving rat £47m
Fatty Shaw £27m

And the millions spunked on Shite; £75m plus Rooney for Lukaku, and Mickyterian (£30m asset) for Sanchez.

About 900 shite centre backs on the books. Like Eric Bailey £30m. Same cost as Ake by the way, who’s used as some sort of measurement of our ‘flamboyant’ wealth.

That fucking winger Amad Dildo who looks fucking shite - 40 FUCKING MILLION EUROS

MARTIAL FUCKING FIFTY SEVEN POINT SIX MILLION FUCKING POUNDS!!!

And we’re supposed to feel sorry for ickle Man YOO?

That Times journalist wants investigating the fucking dipshit.

No Van Beek? He cost -40 million which brings down the overall squad cost to EFL levels

 

[@BluePhil8]

No Van Beek? He cost -40 million which brings down the overall squad cost to EFL levels

I fucking forgot about beek head that’s how much they spunk on shite!!!

 

[aguero93:20]

I fucking forgot about beek head that’s how much they spunk on shite!!!

Just like Mata, he's not shite, they just have no idea how to use him.

 

[laserblue]

No Van Beek? He cost -40 million which brings down the overall squad cost to EFL levels

But according to that strange hamster like creature that talks like Wallace & Gromit known as Kahveh Solekhol on SSN the rags got an £80 million player for only £40 million. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[LongsightM13]

Just like Mata, he's not shite, they just have no idea how to use him.

I always thought they looked a much better team when Mata was playing. But then again he is a footballer not an an athlete

 

[cheekybids]

Charles Sale: Sir Alex Ferguson's hairdryer after beating Manchester City

The rages of Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson aren’t just aimed at his own players and the referee when his team lose a match, as happened after the FA Cup third-round defeat by Leeds.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Maybe articles will one day be used to show what he was.....

jelly & icecream!

 

[Mike Cledford]

The commentator on BT the other night against Wolves said that De Bryune was struggling for a goal as he hadn't scored since Jan. Does he not realise that he has been injured since then and is just returning?

Course he knew.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Judge for yourself....

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Not just the purchase price. You have to look at the wages on top.

Martial is on £250,000 a WEEK!!!!

 

[Eccles Blue]

It was about the Tevez poster. I heard he pinned her against the tunnel wall before or after the next swamp derby and gave her the hair dryer treatment despite the fact that she had nothing to do with it.

Did she put a complaint in, even if he didn't pin her against the wall he had no right to treat an employee of another club that way. Disgusting creature that he is!!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

The true story according to Bobby Charlton is encapsulated in his quote from May 2014. "Next year I guarantee that we will be number one in Manchester. We like to be first and will be first".

Oh how we laughed. And continue to laugh.

The cunts haven't finished above us once since then.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

FFS can we just use players' names on here? It's hard to keep track of some of these daft nicknames

Well said, KPXBLN.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

The cunts haven't finished above us once since then.

They might be second this year. Second is first loser.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Completely agree. Here you go

**** 1 £80m
**** 2 £50m
**** 3 £50m
**** 4 £89m
**** 5 £47m
**** 6 £27m

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They might be second this year. Second is first loser.

And the Nu-United Way.

 

[northendenton]

Maybe articles will one day be used to show what he was.....

jelly & icecream!

With a flake an fkn sprinkles