United thread 2020/21

[Tuearts right boot]

I've been waiting for back surgery for over a year and I still move around quicker, and with less of a limp than Pogba!

I only watched bits of the match, mainly for the score. The documentary on Nat Geo about the Senoran desert was far more entertaining....but when I did watch it , time and again Pogba was up to his usual, idly lolloping around the pitch like some pseudo teenage gangsta rappa, doing fuck all and giving the ball away. Long may he continue.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Possibly one of the most bizarre managerial statements ever made. What's the fucking point in playing if the trophies don't matter? I'd be absolutely gutted to hear that as a red.

 

[splinter]

The face the accent always cracks me up..ole at the wheel

 

[chaddblue]

Funny how meaningless trophies are and only for the “egomaniacs” when you can’t actually win any

I hate that guy more and more after every stupid rambling interview he gives

Complete and utter tosspot

The loser is completely out of his depth

 

[N1985]

It's almost worth losing to them just to give them that tiny bit of hope.

Almost

 

[city2]

Each game they play they become Less significant

 

[Whether or not]

Funny how meaningless trophies are and only for the “egomaniacs” when you can’t actually win any

I hate that guy more and more after every stupid rambling interview he gives

Complete and utter tosspot

He has an adolescent bitterness about him. Like when he will not use the word City when referring to us. Long may he reign supreme in Trafford.

 

[paulchapo]

Possibly one of the most bizarre managerial statements ever made. What's the fucking point in playing if the trophies don't matter? I'd be absolutely gutted to hear that as a red.

The press should have gone to town on him over that one. Every team competing anywhere is doing it to win trophies, that's the whole point. So in effect that means Ferguson too then.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

All joking aside, what the fuck were they thinking hiring him, and what the fuck are they thinking extending his contract?! I know "top four" and all that, but jesus christ: so, so many mangers in world football who could have come in they're stuck with that shite. They should have gone with Rodgers or even Ancelotti.

 

[paulchapo]

He has an adolescent bitterness about him. Like when he will not use the word City when referring to us. Long may he reign supreme in Trafford.

He will because he is an irrelevant puppet. Ferguson pulls his strings and the Glazers write his scripts.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

All joking aside, what the fuck were they thinking hiring him, and what the fuck are they thinking extending his contract?! I know "top four" and all that, but jesus christ: so, so many mangers in world football who could have come in they're stuck with that shite. They should have gone with Rodgers or even Ancelotti.

Shhh.

 

[deano ou812]

Sent my Kelechi pic to the rag brother in law, no reply yet. Another plastic, he was an Oldham fan from Hyde when he married my sister, then became a rag as they started winning trophies under Ferguson.

Otherwise he’s a cnut ..

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I was crying with laughter at Maguire lumbering up the pitch with the ball caught between his feet.

 

[MCFC1993]

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Friendship ended with trophies. Now Europa League is my best friend

 

[johnnytapia]

5 years of age and made to stand in front of him because it was free..

Traumatized me every time I went to Blackpool..

Dr Who's music every Saturday night was another time of my life growing up when I was scared shitless, I literally hid behind the sofa with my fingers in my ears, humming loudly..

My elder brother was a right ****, pointing and laughing and saying..

"ffs Bill you're 18 years old, get a fkin grip"..!

There was a tardis in Blackpool and I was terrified to go in it. Cried my eyes out until my dad relented and allowed me to stay outside it. Ghost train was another thing I hated. Anyway, not wanting to derail the thread it is very much laughter-inducing seeing those cunts lose

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

Shhh.

Haha, apparently everyone in world football understands this except the Manchester United board, so I don't think I'm giving anything away lolololol

 

[aguero93:20]

No doubt on fucking BBC.

 

[wolviedinho]

Trophies are not for everyone. Ole is spot on with his assessment. They celebrate a new shirt sponsor instead...hahahaha keep it up comedy club.

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

They were dross today from start to finish. Leicester played well though.