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I've never been one for the conspiracy theory but after that bent cup draw I'm rethinking... When Dodgy Dion pulled the first ball out (the hot rag one) the bag was laid on it's side not held up, before he picks the next ball he glances down knowing he needed to pick number 2, very clever slight of hand. Sadly for him the team didn't do their bit !
I bet ole was in saying at half time we’ve got Southampton in the semis lads! Convinced they’d get their usual helping hand, but they were that shit today they couldn’t even dive properly!
 
Their targets are:
  • Top 4 in the PL
  • Last 16 of the CL
  • QF's of the domestic cups
3 out of 4 ain't bad.
It's a bit like "Sex, Drugs and Rock n' Roll" except the sex is only with themselves, the drugs are ridalin and the rock is what they were left with for a brain when their mother rolled them down the stairs as a child to try to get rid of them.
 
All joking aside, what the fuck were they thinking hiring him, and what the fuck are they thinking extending his contract?! I know "top four" and all that, but jesus christ: so, so many mangers in world football who could have come in they're stuck with that shite. They should have gone with Rodgers or even Ancelotti.
They went with him so the piss can could pull the strings from above. Thing is footballs moved on since he “retired” the rags just don’t know it yet
 
It’s an absolute fucking outrage the lack of grief these cunts get for spending basically the same as us in the last eight years with out a single title to show for it, or even a trophy for the last four years.

It is an absolutely fucking pitiful return.
Sssshhh, we want them to keep it up, there's no need to discourage them.
 
I'm very sorry Mr Solskjaer, You have had double the recommended dose of Viagria
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& you still struggle to get to a semi
 
They never ever learn, the arrogant celebrations at half time when they had definitely got a bye into the final were predictably ridiculed at the end by the rest of the sane football world.
 
Their targets are:
  • Top 4 in the PL
  • Last 16 of the CL
  • QF's of the domestic cups
3 out of 4 ain't bad.
Seems that the financial burden that being first brings is not literally worth persuing.
Their value to global appeal of football needs them to be near the top not at its peak.
A combo of penalty awards, var decisions and compliant media lies ensures revenue targets are achieved via its gullable supporters.
Just a business servicing it's owners.
 
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