United thread 2020/21

[aguero93:20]

How the fuck do you sprain your fucking knee. Good on Martial for not wanting to wear that fucking horrible red shirt again this season.

£250k a week to sit at home playing playstation and keep fresh for the Euros (he's still inexplicably being called up for the French squad). Not bad work if you can get it.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I know some opinion has it that Solskjaer is quite a nice guy, but really he's a smug, faux-hard, GPC-wannabe, patronising little ****.

 

[Manchester_lalala]

I know some opinion has it that Solskjaer is quite a nice guy, but really he's a smug, faux-hard, GPC-wannabe, patronising little ****.

I cringe at most things he comes out with.

 

[casserole of nonsense]

I cringe at most things he comes out with.

He's like a pansy ferguson. It's pathetic to watch.

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

He’s like one of those toys you may have had as a nipper with string you pull and it said a few words. Great fun if you enjoy hearing the same few sentences time and time again. What else can he do but bang on about the United way and the DNA crap etc. It could never be the Olly way as he hasnt got the tools or the nouse or the permission to have his own way. He is literally the puppet with a string. Long may he rule the toy cupboard.

 

[lloydie]

Same
Corrupt
United
Method

 

[Ted_Bovis]

Phil Jones Face

Slab head in Mykonos surely is up there?

 

[Winchester]

He's like a pansy ferguson. It's pathetic to watch.

It is pathetic to watch.

 

[hertsblue]

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It’s in the unofficial rules that you cannot concede a penalty if your name in Maguire. It’s just corrupt to keep them relevant. They would be 6th without the help they get every single game from soft free kicks and penalties, to fouling with impunity to other teams having blatant penalties not given.

 

[Grassland Blue]

It’s in the unofficial rules that you cannot concede a penalty if your name in Maguire. It’s just corrupt to keep them relevant. They would be 6th without the help they get every single game from soft free kicks and penalties, to fouling with impunity to other teams having blatant penalties not given.

It's a mirage mate, a mirage...

 

[Georgian Maestro]

I know some opinion has it that Solskjaer is quite a nice guy, but really he's a smug, faux-hard, GPC-wannabe, patronising little ****.

I like him

 

[Keeper!]

I know some opinion has it that Solskjaer is quite a nice guy, but really he's a smug, faux-hard, GPC-wannabe, patronising little ****.

He is a rag, that's all there is to it.

 

[Keeper!]

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We missed a winner with slab head, Pep and Tixki must have sleepless nights over this one.

 

[oldhamblue]

Have Slabhead and Hayley Cropper ever been seen in the same room?

 

[Harvster]

Have Slabhead and Hayley Cropper ever been seen in the same room?

Only with Brian Potter

 

[Mike Cledford]

BBC Breakfast with 'fireworks, hairdriers, Ferguson, rockets etc' at half time even in the national headline to divert from the crap play and cheating yesterday.
Is Silly Ollie really only the second manager in history to bollock his team at half time?

 

[Asa's left peg]

Yet again yesterday, GPC was sat in the stands. As an older man, with recent brian surgery, during a pandemic and sat in the cold he should be sat at home in front of his 50in TV, sipping his favorite tipple watching a typically insipid performance. There is no way he is not completely in charge. The paperboy is just a front.

 

[Blue Mist]

Just had a rag pal
Hes getting giddy now
Says they are chasing us down
And he reminds me when they beat us it's a thrashing especially when we are home
So I sent him the 6-1 and explained That is a real thrashing
He er hasnt come back and it's an hour now

How do you chase somebody down if they don't lose a match?
They are irrelevant.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Yet again yesterday, GPC was sat in the stands. As an older man, with recent brian surgery, during a pandemic and sat in the cold he should be sat at home in front of his 50in TV, sipping his favorite tipple watching a typically insipid performance. There is no way he is not completely in charge. The paperboy is just a front.

All day, everyday. There is no way that gormless Norwegian ( Tim nice but dim ) puppet is capable of keeping that load of dross where they are unaided. He looks and acts completely uninspiring.

 

[waspish]

We moan about a Var but the referee still wouldn’t of give that pen yesterday the only corrupt one was when the game was over and they came out the dressing room to to take a penalty