Liverpool thread 2020/21

[mad4city]

This one, along with the kop sucking the ball in the net, boils my piss above all else.

I was thinking the other day about how it was a blessed relief they couldn't claim it was the Magic of the Kop™ which blew KdB's penalty off target.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

:)

Happy Slippy G day!

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

As @mat said earlier, Happy Anniversary:



STEVE GERRARD, GERRARD!

That's karma for the Phil Collins loving, DJ puncher!

 

[M18CTID]

Interesting.......

 

[Bill the Blue]

:)

Oh my fkin sides, who said scousers aren't funny..!

 

[BLUEinTheUSA]

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Exhibit 1 m'lud.

Not my proudest wank.

 

[laserblue]

How any dipper can use the 'human rights' thing against our owners I find staggering.

Do they think slavery is an 'Ah. That's different' kind of thing?

1) The Houthi rebels are responsible for many atrocities in Yemen including blockading food aid at the port of Hodeidah for starving Yemeni civilians.

2) The Houthi rebels are financed and armed by the Iranian government.

3) Standard Chartered have been find a cumulative total of $1.5 billion for repeatedly money laundering for various dodgy organisations but principally for the rogue Iranian government.

4) Liverpool FC's main sponsors are Standard Chartered. The sponsorship started in 2010 and will run until at least 2023 which makes it LFC's second longest ever sponsorship.

5) Liverpool FC, by 2023, will have received £280 million in blood money from Standard Chartered.

 

[Vienna_70]

1) The Houthi rebels are responsible for many atrocities in Yemen including blockading food aid at the port of Hodeidah for starving Yemeni civilians.

2) The Houthi rebels are financed and armed by the Iranian government.

3) Standard Chartered have been find a cumulative total of $1.5 billion for repeatedly money laundering for various dodgy organisations but principally for the rogue Iranian government.

4) Liverpool FC's main sponsors are Standard Chartered. The sponsorship started in 2010 and will run until at least 2023 which makes it LFC's second longest ever sponsorship.

5) Liverpool FC, by 2023, will have received £280 million in blood money from Standard Chartered.

Very well researched, Sir.

I doff my cap.

 

[ysmsa]

Happy Slippy G day!

2 things

Is that Ake sat on the bench behind Mourinho?

Looks so easy for Ba but imagine some of our lads in that position, would make a right meal of it.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Dipper Fans to adopt a new tactic for Opposition Coaches next season.
In Association with the Toxteth Dog Behaviour Academy

 

[paulchapo]

2 things

Is that Ake sat on the bench behind Mourinho?

Looks so easy for Ba but imagine some of our lads in that position, would make a right meal of it.

None would score that. They'd be so slow that slippy G would recover, take the ball off them, go on a lung bursting run to the other end and score the winner.

 

[Cellarite]

2 things

Is that Ake sat on the bench behind Mourinho?

Looks so easy for Ba but imagine some of our lads in that position, would make a right meal of it.

Sterling would check back 3 times and then side foot it to Jesus who would be in an offside position.

 

[WARBABY]

Just saying if Gerrard would have controlled that ball he would not have slipped

 

[Blootoof]

When Mancs go to another part of the country or abroad, we tend to have a laugh with people. This lot. If it's not the scouse comedian husband **** barking, ruining the day for everyone else, whether some beach or whatnot, It's his whale of a bastard wife with bits of star wars lego still stuck up her arse. And their kids can also fuckoff.

 

[chaddblue]

When Mancs go to another part of the country or abroad, we tend to have a laugh with people. This lot. If it's not the scouse comedian husband **** barking, ruining the day for everyone else, whether some beach or whatnot, It's his whale of a bastard wife with bits of star wars lego still stuck up her arse. And their kids can also fuckoff.

I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’re not a fan?

 

[Blootoof]

I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’re not a fan?

The only barrel they haven't scraped is the murder rates from Brookside and Coronation Street.

 

[Pingu the Penguin]

Weirdos!

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I’ve met two kinds of American Liverpool fan. First, the kind that know Liverpool for one thing: that the Beatles came from there.

And then the second kind . . . wait, there’s only one kind.

 

[LGWIO]

1) The Houthi rebels are responsible for many atrocities in Yemen including blockading food aid at the port of Hodeidah for starving Yemeni civilians.

2) The Houthi rebels are financed and armed by the Iranian government.

3) Standard Chartered have been find a cumulative total of $1.5 billion for repeatedly money laundering for various dodgy organisations but principally for the rogue Iranian government.

4) Liverpool FC's main sponsors are Standard Chartered. The sponsorship started in 2010 and will run until at least 2023 which makes it LFC's second longest ever sponsorship.

5) Liverpool FC, by 2023, will have received £280 million in blood money from Standard Chartered.

I have to say, that that sort of post is one of the reasons that makes it worthwhile visiting here.

You get a reality check. An alternate view you may not have thought of that shows you may be misguided.

A case of dont go shouting your mouth off, being so precious as you will get "FACTS" (please read that in a Spanish/scouse accent) that do end up making you look a tad foolish.

 

[Blootoof]

I’ve met two kinds of American Liverpool fan. First, the kind that know Liverpool for one thing: that the Beatles came from there.

And then the second kind . . . wait, there’s only one kind.

Probably jumped off your bridge when Monsour came striding in.