United thread 2020/21

[Legal Alien]

All over American TV. Arlo White acting like a correspondent reporting live from Hanoi in 1975. How can you not arrest these twats? It’s January 6 for Manchester United!

Such an important story they’ve cut away from the Toon/Arsenal match. Or maybe it’s just that Toon/Arsenal sucks.

Saw that, WTF...someone threw a camera and tripod on the pitch, a kid was on the net at the shitford end.
The stewards were just standing around watching, then all of a sudden the twats just left.

 

[der bomber28]

Wouldn’t be surprised if the match gets postponed until tomorrow night

Fuck that mate! Should make the fuckers forfeit the game.

 

[discopop]

I presume the bomb scare security company left the gates open.

 

[colorado blue]

I hope the Glazers stay around for decades to come and keep their money in their pockets. Life time bans coming for a few will open a few more spots for tourists.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Hahahahahahah

Fucking state hahahaha!

 

[Trojan1962]

If we were to do this Sky would say we should face a points deduction for allowing it.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Apparently — don’t laugh — Roy Keane saved the day by saying something to the fans and they all decided to leave. He probably told them there were some defenseless puppies outside the ground to wank off.

 

[mat]

What the fuck are Norwich fans doing at the shit tip?

 

[MeatnSpudsMCFC]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the game gets called off now.

 

[give it to gordon]

How have they got in ?

 

[hertsblue]

I presume the bomb scare security company left the gates open.

Great security heh. Letting 200 fans get in and protest on the pitch.
Will give the FA an idea and let them play 200 v 11 next season

 

[NMB]

If we were to do this Sky would say we should face a points deduction for allowing it.

So true. Relegation surely. And thrown out of the Thursday Night Cup

 

[DMA's]

The Norwich city title celebrations are getting a bit out of hand

 

[porkchopsaplenty]

 

[hertsblue]

Fucking state hahahaha!

Notice that their fight against racism banners of course have to have sponsor logos on each of them. totally shameless

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the game gets called off now.

Why, I thought they'd fucked off?

 

[give it to gordon]

Wouldn’t surprise me if the game gets called off now.

Nah our team bus was attack by the dippers and the game still went ahead

 

[discopop]

Neville asking for Uncle Malc’s seed to sell up as it would be the honourable thing to do made proper lol, deluded vermin faced ****.

 

[Ric]

I’m pretty sure the Glazers will give up their cash cow because of a few scallies on the pitch.

 

[ancoats]

heard the game is in doubt because of covid-19 breach and a full clean of the ground will need to be done
also the pitch was damaged and liverpool will have a look when they get there and could demand its called off