United thread 2020/21

[Protein Junkie]

I see a lot of United fans want the 50+1 rule which would benefit them and fuck everyone else over which is still not a solution for every other fucker. Look at Bayern’s dominance ffs

50+1 ? Is that the number of minutes per half at Old Toilet ?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Can’t be Luke Shaw. He has his pre match lunch from 11.30am to 3.30pm.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

That was the trigger, fecking eejits given the excuse and now they’ll be held up as the last bastions of truth, justice and the American way (:

It’s a day out for the Salford bog rats

 

[Len Rum]

Sky:
Kick off delayed.
No time given.
Teams still in hotels.

 

[GOULDYBOBS]

I did tell you all yesterday In the banner thread that we should have hired a plane crop sprayer filled with shit.
Just imagine that on Sky.
Thing of beauty.

Just "MASSIVE" would do it

 

[Stoned Rose]

Surprised to see Fred warming up with all that going on around him

Fastest I've ever seen Maguire turn.

 

[Keith Moon]

Genius to do this during the social media boycott.

 

[Pam]

Can’t be Luke Shaw. He has his pre match lunch from 11.30am to 3.30pm

He's going to need an emergency hot dog infusion at this point.

Its shocking that the swamp isn't secure. The FA need to dock points because the swamp isn't a safe ground if its that easy to get in. Horrible club horrible fans....ps that's both rags and dippers lol

The stewards let them in. This is a points dock issue if ever I saw one.

 

[Don Karleone]

"That's one way to stop City" lol

 

[FantasyIreland]

It will be the last time he will ever set foot inside the stadium

But not Lou Macaris chippy

 

[Out on blue 6]

Sky news saying GMP claim they had no intelligence on this happening today. Absolute bollocks ! Hope the rags have to pay for the vast number of coppers they've got outside the Lowry.

Surely that should read GMP have no intelligence. The rest is ok

 

[kaz7]

Does this mean no tyler ? Result

 

[carlosthejackal]

Makes me almost long for the days of the demonstrations outside the main stand :) Have they brought in the police horses yet ?

 

[remember arthur mann]

Mickey Mouse club, super team my arse !

 

[ninjamonkey]

They'll do anything to delay our title confirmation. Almost admirable considering they don't care about us...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Apparently, what got the scrotes off the pitch was a promise by the club that they'd put in some imaginary bids for top-class players before buying someone from Brighton.

 

[supersonicblue]

The rags are cracking up,
The rags are cracking up,
And City are having a party

 

[Blacknblue]

It will be the last time he will ever set foot inside the stadium

And probably the first

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

Just thinking, people argue against points deductions for clubs involved in the ESL farce, because it punishes the fans. Pitch invasions though are arguably a different matter. The club should be punished for security issues and a points deduction would be appropriate, but please roll it over to next season. As things stand, I can’t see the game going ahead today.

 

[discopop]

What’s RAWK had to say about it?