United thread 2020/21

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Who needs Goebbels when you've got Rat-Boy

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Manyoo in the final of the Europa Cup. (after bombing out of the CL in group stages)

Citeh .... In the CL Final, virtual PL Champions, and League Cup winners.

Let that sink in, and imagine how it is eating them up so so badly. Happy daze.

On behalf of trafford borough council I demand you erase this post....they’ll be rioting again

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Villareal look a better prospect than the Arse,very nippy in attack,enough to worry Harry Waterbuffalo and his cohorts.Could be a high-scoring game.

I thought water buffaloes were quite nippy - he's more of a walrus on the beach. Greek beach at that!

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

If Carlsberg did Chinese rocket crashes...

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

That's just fans in the known universe. And what about parallel universes?

All those fuckers live in a parallel universe.

 

[Stiff Little Wingers]

Surely nobody is surprised by OGS moaning about fixture schedule ?

The PL should roll over and allow these cunts to play whenever it suits them unlike the other clubs having to just get on with things.

The are fucking deluded in every aspect and thoroughly deserve their twatish supporters and owners .

The Rags really are such a bunch of twats. Whose fucking fans deliberately caused a game to be postponed and hence they have a tough schedule for once. Of course that schedule also helps fucking Liverpool too because Rags likely to play a weakened team. That plus a good sprinkling of PIGMOL corruption should help dippers into top 4.
By the way, is there any punishment for the rags for the riot?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

The rags conceded more goals against Roma than City have in the whole of our Champions League campaign so far.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Surely nobody is surprised by OGS moaning about fixture schedule ?

The PL should roll over and allow these cunts to play whenever it suits them unlike the other clubs having to just get on with things.

The are fucking deluded in every aspect and thoroughly deserve their twatish supporters and owners .

Never known a more entitled bunch of c*nts in my life.

 

[goalmole]

Why don't the press just ask them how they get the figures of a Billion fans. Total BS

They surveyed seven people in Manchester city centre, asking them which football team they supported. The first six started singing "Bluemoon", the seventh one said he "supported" the rags. So deciding to quit while they were ahead, they came away and proportionally extrapolated that to the population of the entire world and got their billion

 

[goalmole]

Villareal look a better prospect than the Arse,very nippy in attack,enough to worry Harry Waterbuffalo and his cohorts.Could be a high-scoring game.

If you made that bolded bit up, have a pat on the back.
If you didn't, have a pat on the back anyway.

Piss funny.