As fans we're all in turmoil over the latest government u turn regarding Turkey being on the red list. It should be switched to the UK or played at a neutral venue etc. It is gutting that the biggest occasion in our history is becoming farcical. But this debate is playing out nationally even internationally. Everyone's got an opinion on the biggest game in club football.
Now imagine you're one of zebra brigade, not a pleasant thought but bear with me. The best you can hope for is a distant 2nd place in the league. You've made a mess of your Champions League campaign when it seemed you'd qualify for the knockout rounds easily.
Norwegian folk hero managed to balls that up but you got the consolation of a Europa campaign. Second rate less glamorous competition perhaps but still a European trophy.
Those upstart neighbours have just got vulgar wealth which shouldn't be allowed for the likes of them, have fluked their way to the Champions League Final. Citeh with no pedigree not European royalty or any fans outside of Burnage. Bet people in Kettering or Kuala Lumpur have never heard of them!
But at least you've got to a Europa final that's very winnable against some Spanish 'nanas. But oddly enough the world and his dog aren't asking about travel restrictions and ticketing for Gdansk.
Because literally no one gives a shit.
Tick fking tock. Still at least Uncle Malcolm's Spawn will let a specially invited shopping bag revolutionary to fawn on Slur in the boardroom. Karma is a woman.