Europa League Final 2020/21

[Pam]

Remember the banner. Never forget. Never forgive. 4 years and counting, Ragģies.

 

[chesterbells]

All those games in Europe this season, and they only end up with 4 million in prize money. That’s a tough one for them.

 

[domalino]

That’s got to be a fucking photo shop?

No it's a test from yesterday - hence why it says TEST over it.

They also showed Bailly giving away a penalty to test the VAR system.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

So, just to clarify, who's to blame: the Glazers, ole or De Gea? This is getting confusing.

It's City but they daren't mention it. ;)

 

[Thaksinssoldier]

Save it until we do our job fellas.

 

[chaddblue]

Unfortunately one thing the rags are good at is penalties. Also the doughnut thief saves his fair share

Fortunately the doughnut thief isn’t.. and he’s even worse at saving them

 

[west didsblue]

Ole getting pelters on the caff.
SOS.

 

[SidJames]

Good start to the weekend.

Weather supposed to be getting warmer also.

Saturday low 70s Sun, Beer Garden Barbecue weather.

Is it just me, or does it Feels like the Stars are aligning.

 

[Bill the Blue]

Funny as fuck..!

However, on a positive note, picking through the car crash, cluster fuck of a game, the rags can take comfort in the fact that the paperboy has broken his semi final hoodoo..!

Ginger pig at HT.."I'm not worried, if the rags get one ,I can see 2 or 3 following easily"

Well you knob, you scored another 10 and still fkin lost..!


Oh my fkin sides are aching..!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Are your adjustables metric or Imperial? Or does a purist such as your good self only use the exact size?

Purists dont do adjustables , that's treachery

 

[creed]

(scene: interior, swanky PR firm specialising in movies and TV; a hotshot PR goon picks up a ringing phone)

Goon: Hello?
Caller: Hello this is David Gill.
Goon: Hello David.
Gill: You know I'm a big nob at UEFA and Fergie is doing that film that you're doing the publicity for?
Goon: Yes.
Gill: Well, I can fix it for Fergie to be on the podium when they're giving out the medals and the trophy after the Europa League final.
Goon: So?
Gill: Well it will be a metaphorical passing of the torch when United win. Fergie celebrates and clasps his protege, OGS in a big hug. The glorious United back on top of the world after a scintillating display of attacking football characterising our, I mean their, DNA. I've got a friend called Neil who can make sure the red tops go mad for it. Instant publicity.
Goon: Brilliant idea David. Let's do it.

(scene: the corporate box in the aftermath of the Europa league final; a cold wind whips through the shipyards of Gdansk; on the pitch a frail-looking Fergie grits his teeth as he congratulates victorious Villareal)

Gill: Shit. Oh well, here's my invoice.
Goon: But ...

 

[MCFC1993]

This is where having a biased studio fails, none of them willing to say United are shite and their league position is false.

 

[malg]

I am so happy.

 

[worsleyweb]

Scholes is so thick.

 

[discopop]

I feel we’ve been robbed by not having the dog wanker doing the post game.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Save it until we do our job fellas.

No, take the piss tonight. If we lose on Saturday they sure as Hell will do.

 

[Pam]

Save it until we do our job fellas.

Why???? We're the champions of England already, pal., whatever happens.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Rio polishing a turd.
Ginger pig crying.

 

[oddfellows]

Wio making it up.

Ginger pig is on dust

 

[SebastianBlue]

Save it until we do our job fellas.

Absolutely no reason we can’t enjoy this now, mate.

Notice I said “hope” when referring to the preferred outcome this weekend.

The joy experienced is independent.

Besides, we have already done the double, and they’ve done the zero.

Fuck em.