Erling Haaland

[BlueBanger]

God I hope it’s us.
Him rocking up at Chelsea wouldn’t be good.
Go big or go home.

He's pretty much just said chelsea were after him in portugal while he was there and there have been "developments"...i dont know who that is or his reputation mind.

I'll be supremely disappointed if we allow chelsea to stump us again after hazard.

 

[Claytop]

Thank Christ that picture has disappeared..

 

[FantasyIreland]

I wonder if Lucas Nmecha’s performances for Germany u21s might pique Dortmund’s interest? He fits their recent profile being still relatively young and PL academy trained

Probably more interested in Delap.

 

[blue oli]

“Do you want to spend a dirty weekend in a hotel suite with Charlize Theron or Dua Lipa?”
We would all have our preference and one is younger but I wouldn’t doubt that we would have a fine time with either of them

Charlie is shit in bed, would bother if I were you

 

[LongsightM13]

Charlie is shit in bed, would bother if I were you

That’s my bird you’re talking about. Fight me

 

[andyhinch]

That’s my bird you’re talking about. Fight me

He thinks you’re crap in bed as well tbf ;-)

 

[HelloCity]

 

[Ashleymcduff]

Sonja might be open to a threesome...

sonja is good at playing the skin flute

 

[richards30]

this is not good news if true........

 

[BillyShears]

Yep. Obviously they feel that they can get this over the line if City are focussed on Kane and Jan Aage would know. Will be interesting to see how deep Roman has to go to get this over the line. I'd be surprised if he breaks their wage structure massively. Would be out of character for Marina (and him).

Curtains for United and Liverpool if City and Chelsea land Haaland and Kane.

 

[pudge]

In before most brush this off as 'nothing' then Chelsea ultimately get their man as always

 

[I'm Blue]

this is not good news if true........

Seems we’ve been busy chasing an old codger while Chelsea have been getting this closer.
If he ends up at a rival we’ll be fighting for the league with whoever gets him.

 

[Damanino]

We cannot let this happen. him at a close rival, awful...

If Chelsea have the money so do we.

Can see this going very badly them announcing Haaland while we are left in a cage with Levy during August who will demand 150m for Kane especially once he starts scoring in the Euros too.

Now its a fight between Mr Txiki and Ms Granovskaia and if Haaland looks at them he might choose the MILF.

 

[Delphinho]

Chelsea would be our biggest challengers by far if they get him. All they`re lacking is a proper goalscorer

 

[I'm Blue]

We cannot let this happen. him at a close rival, awful...

If Chelsea have the money so do we.

Can see this going very badly them announcing Haaland while we are left in a cage with Levy during August who will demand 150m for Kane especially once he starts scoring in the Euros too.

Now its a fight between Mr Txiki and Ms Granovskaia and if Haaland looks at them he might chooses the MILF.

We should be all over Haaland.
If we ‘could’ get Haaland then Chelsea would have to pay over the odds to get Kane, as Levy doesn’t want him at Chelsea.

 

[doobyedoobye]

If Chelsea invest in an elite number 9 then they will be a serious threat whoever they sign

 

[Mayor West]

In before most brush this off as 'nothing' then Chelsea ultimately get their man as always

Probably by 6pm tonight too

 

[lee_wsm]

If Chelsea sign Haaland Kane’s price will go up

 

[cjn]

Probably more interested in Delap.

Dortmund aren't interested in either. Youssoufa Moukoko is next up for them and just as highly rated, if not more.

 

[skillman]

I, like many, want Kane because of the assumption Haaland isn’t available this Summer. It’d be a nightmare if he ended up at Chelsea.