United Thread - 2021/22

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That’s faked mate...

No pudding or sides.
 
Oh this is funny.

Lingard - Cheeseburger, only cheese nothing else on it.

So a cheese butty then.

Actually he should be down as one of the No Starters :- )

That Tuenzebe fella, they couldn't even be arsed writing No Starter.
 
Appears Rio Ferdinind is
Maybe it's my natural childlike innocence at play here, but I'm surprised by this. I would've assumed at this level the diets of some of these players would have been much stricter and boring. This genuinely looks like something of a school trip.
 
Oh this is funny.

Lingard - Cheeseburger, only cheese nothing else on it.

So a cheese butty then.

Actually he should be down as one of the No Starters :- )

That Tuenzebe fella, they couldn't even be arsed writing No Starter.
Not to rain on your parade, but I assume that just means no salad or sauce on the burger... Only cheese.
 
Not to rain on your parade, but I assume that just means no salad or sauce on the burger... Only cheese.
Does it really, you learn something every day!!!

I was worried for Jlingz until I realised he'd ordered the Cheeseburger an Adult would get for the kids.
:- )
 
Does it really, you learn something every day!!!

I was worried for Jlingz until I realised he'd ordered the Cheeseburger an Adult would get for the kids.
:- )
Look I prefer your version. I'd rather go with that too. It somehow fits him better.
 
We’re definitely not after kane and Grealish have been added to your already stacked team, I can’t see anybody else coming close for a while. Wouldn’t surprise me if pep went and splashed more on a left back and maybe a cb if Laporte leaves also
 
Story going round Henderson wants out. Ole promised him number one keeper position then signed Heaton and made him number 2 to Donut thief.

The lad feels like he's wasted his time.
 
Talkshite reporting the rags are getting educated on Covid vaccination. Does that mean most of the fuckers aren't doing it?
 
Utd fans throw spending jibes at City etc, but they know the true picture :


Warning its redcafe
 
I can honestly say I've never been on either rag cafe or the dippers site, and that I have no intention of ever going on them.
I'm ok to take a bit of criticism when it's fair, but when I hear of the rags moaning that we're spending a lot of money I want to thump the fucking arrogant hypocrites. Of all the clubs in world football, the rags standing on their soapbox and sermonising to all and sundry about spending too much is more than I can bear.

If any of you rags pricks are on here watching (but not contributing, because you'd need a modicum of intelligence to do that), fuck off back to that foul, rat-infested swamp you call your ground: you know, the one with the holes in the roof and the solitary figure of that sad, red-faced Glaswegian pisscan that you all worshipped so free and easily when you were buying trophies, just sitting there scowling at the world, arms folded and looking exactly what he's become - a figure of ridicule and the butt of everybody's 'drunken old ****' gags.

Go back there and keep the bullying bastard company until fucking rigor mortis sets in.
 
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