Cristiano Ronaldo

[BringBackSwales]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Bloke walks into a pub normally funnier than that

 

[Academica]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Fantastic news, thanks.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Would have worked better like this: "horse just walked into the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone Ronaldo to City was done"

Barman asks "why the long face? Are you a rag?"

 

[Cityinmud]

Not sure how
Mendes will convince Juve to take Bernardo

 

[Chi-town blues]

Would have worked better like this: "horse just walked into the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done"

Barman asks "why the long face? Are you a rag?"

or do you like barn ?



coat

 

[manimanc]

bloke just walked in the pub, never seen him before, overheard him telling someone ronaldo to city was done

Ear wigging?
Do you twitch curtains as well?

 

[Kippax1973]

Some blues hate utd more than they love City it seems, i’d have a front 3 of Hitler, Pol Pot and Rooney if it meant us winning football matches!

That is so true,, I find it quite pathetic to be honest,, the only real time I care about them anymore is when we play them, that's honest to... But I'd love to take the piss, with my brand new city shirt with,,, welcome to Manchester Ronny,, on the back,, that will get to them far more, and we have the player,, pmsl

 

[The blue phantom]

6/4 to join us if you want to make some money.

 

[Academica]

Wrong.

I was glad we got Tevez, plus he was the right age.

Ronaldo isn't, nor would he win us the CL.

Also wouldn't go down well for the younger players in the squad

Yeah can't see the younger players wanting to play in the same team as Ronaldo.

 

[VP81]

CityTV can reunite him with the ballboy that launched the ball at him, the #content writes itself



#togetheragain

Was it Foden?

 

[LevyBee76]

Wrong.

I was glad we got Tevez, plus he was the right age.

Ronaldo isn't, nor would he win us the CL.

Also wouldn't go down well for the younger players in the squad

I'm sure Torres, Delap, Phil would hate the fact that someone who is arguably the best goalscorer in recent history wants to join us, I just hopes he gives them some tips on how to bury more chances

 

[Leeky]

Ronaldo is already a multi millionaire, & whilst money will be important, it won't be as important as finishing a glittering career on a high a note as possible.

A solution would be for Ronaldo to accept £15m a year on a 2 year deal. City pay Juve £10m & give em a lifetime supply of barmcakes, & also point out that they'll save £20m in the process. It's a win/win scenario all round & one I could easily live with.

City get Ronaldo, his goals & commercial circus for a combined £20m per season over the next two years whilst we see how well Torres, Delap & Jesus progress. It also leaves our powder dry for Haaland next summer. Sorted! :-)

We could also add in the recipe for Rihad pasta, go down a treat in Italy

 

[Craig]

Wrong.

I was glad we got Tevez, plus he was the right age.

Ronaldo isn't, nor would he win us the CL.

Also wouldn't go down well for the younger players in the squad

He said COULD and to say that’s not possible is frankly fucking ridiculous.

 

[SLCBlue]

Wrong.

I was glad we got Tevez, plus he was the right age.

Ronaldo isn't, nor would he win us the CL.

Also wouldn't go down well for the younger players in the squad

huh?

 

[DMA's]

The calm before the storm…..

Patiently waiting for sky to send a reporter to turin to interview a random waiter asking what ronaldo had for lunch. What a day that was

 

[Jonesyy91]

You think the you dear players would want to play/train with Ronaldo your delusional

 

[ejdmcfc]

Fucking ace at the 4 P’s the Italians aren’t they?

Peroni, Pasta, Pizza, Potential Transfer Stories.

Look like a Broadway orchestra Gazetta HQ over the next few days with the amount of daft hand gestures being thrown about.

 

[LevyBee76]

6/4 to join us if you want to make some money.

Glad I got on yesterday at 2/1

 

[Deleted member 87819]

What did this tweet say?

 

[skillman]

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If the club don’t do it, how about a GoFundMe? ;)