Cristiano Ronaldo

[L4EV]

Mendes only appears human so we can comprehend him.

 

[Rammy Blue]

Kane’s bagged 2 already tonight, we need this deal done.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Come on, Ronny! Ruben, Bernardo, Ferny, Eddie 'n Jesus are waiting for a Portuguese 'chat'! Just get yer pen out! And nobody think of changing pen to another five-letter word beginning with the same letters.

 

[bobmcfc]

Mendes: Paris, Turin, Failsworth Cricket Club!

Haha

 

[Deleted member 77198]

He’s like Avi in Lock Stock

Walks into the Juve boardroom, “shut up and siddown you big bald fucks”

 

[Tricky_Trev]

Well it seems we are definitely going to get more news tonight, positive or negative, if Mendes is back in Turin. Fingers crossed.

 

[supercity88]

It's dragging

It's dragging because you are sat refreshing twitter every 2 seconds. Grab a cold one and relax until the morning.

 

[Damanino]

I am hearing rumours Mendes has a brother, Charlie who is taking over negotiations from tomorrow...

 

[Chi-town blues]

i need to learn some portuguese instead of listening to bosanova

 

[bobmcfc]

Kane’s bagged 2 already tonight, we need this deal done.

Ronaldo would have had 5 by now

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I know this will be lost on many of you non-Yanks who aren’t American baseball fans (derided as rounders by you lot — yes I know) but for those who might be, this scene from “Moneyball” pretty much precisely encapsulates how I hope the first meeting between Pep and Ronaldo goes, assuming he comes . . . Aging former all-star outfielder David Justice and general manager Billy Beane . . .

 

[paulchapo]

It's dragging

He needs to put a City shirt on and sing the "If I die on the kippax street" song, that should swing it

 

[MadchesterCity]

I can't believe how many aren't taking this seriously.

I hope he does

 

[manimanc]

Rooney's quotes lol. "He won't move for financial reasons". Stuck in the past, just in denial that the last 10 years happened.

Fancy asking an ex rag about his ex colleague signing for their rivals?

I mean what was they expecting weetabix head to come out with.

 

[Username Required]

It's dragging because you are sat refreshing twitter every 2 seconds. Grab a cold one and relax until the morning.

Relax? Not going to happen.

 

[roy.or.r]

All these travels might make Mendes lose a lot of weight by tomorrow. Good for him.

 

[Tricky_Trev]

And why has nobody questioned why its Mendes doing everything on our behalf. Why can't txiki or this omar fella talk to whoever at Juve directly? Given the deal we had with the two youngsters swapping which was obviously an accounting thing and the cancelo and Danilo swap which again was an accounting thing you'd think we were friendly enough with them to be able to speak directly.

Unless they're really fucked off with us about the super league collapse, would make sense in that scenario but if that were the case they wouldn't want to let him come here regardless would they?

We should employ Mendes to handle every transfer for us. Look at the difference, shit gets done.

 

[Chi-town blues]

I am hearing rumours Mendes has a brother, Charlie who is taking over negotiations from tomorrow...

with the help from his younger brother murmur.

 

[DrBlueBob]

It's only 15 minutes more to London by plane. City have an office in London.

But they'll always have Paris.

 

[JustAnotherCityFan]

It's dragging because you are sat refreshing twitter every 2 seconds. Grab a cold one and relax until the morning.

The morning? He'll have done 4 trips between Turin and Paris by then.