Cristiano Ronaldo

[feelymcfeel]

Jorge Mendes can cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

All these travels might make Mendes lose a lot of weight by tomorrow. Good for him.

Why, is he jogging there?

 

[Lamby]

Seems to have found the disturbances in the fabric of Space, Time and Gravity.

I just hope the Flux capacitor holds out!

https://backtothefuture.fandom.com/wiki/Flux_capacitor​

 

[roy.or.r]

Jorge Mendes knows Victoria’s secrets.

 

[Damanino]

would have this delay if Ronaldo would have a set release clause of 30m euros? we would just pay it wouldnt we?

 

[Mr-Mertle]

I know this will be lost on many of you non-Yanks who aren’t American baseball fans (derided as rounders by you lot — yes I know) but for those who might be, this scene from “Moneyball” pretty much precisely encapsulates how I hope the first meeting between Pep and Ronaldo goes, assuming he comes . . . Aging former all-star outfielder David Justice and general manager Billy Beane . . .

Great film even if you hate baseball like me tbf.

 

[Citizen Green]

US government applying climate change sanctions on Mendes for causing climate change across Europe in 24 hours

 

[BringBackSwales]

In the imaginary scenario I feel Man City would not of offered to also pay his train fare pre rape allegation.

I am understanding you about as clearly as Alan Partridge listening to a Geordie hotel worker. What, is that even a language?

 

[GX Blue]

Great film even if you hate baseball like me tbf.

it’s a superb film

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

There's no "I" in team.

There might not be but there is a me.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I am understanding you about as clearly as Alan Partridge listening to a Geordie hotel worker. What, is that even a language?

It's just noise.

 

[Rolo]

Mendes will be in Manchester by midnight.

 

[GX Blue]

Great film even if you hate baseball like me tbf.

it’s a superb film

 

[roy.or.r]

Mendes will be in Manchester by midnight.

It’s the other way round.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Fancy asking an ex rag about his ex colleague signing for their rivals?

I mean what was they expecting weetabix head to come out with.

So says rooney who shook hands with city but parped his pants

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

I am hearing rumours Mendes has a brother, Charlie who is taking over negotiations from tomorrow...

Juventus have flown Levy in as temporary chairman as well..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Mendes can divide by zero.

He also knows the square root of -1

 

[samuelyeboah]

music to my ears

 

[Chi-town blues]

anyone tracking mendes plane ?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I know this will be lost on many of you non-Yanks who aren’t American baseball fans (derided as rounders by you lot — yes I know) but for those who might be, this scene from “Moneyball” pretty much precisely encapsulates how I hope the first meeting between Pep and Ronaldo goes, assuming he comes . . . Aging former all-star outfielder David Justice and general manager Billy Beane . . .

That’s that film about rounders, isn’t it?