Cristiano Ronaldo

[sir baconface]

Ah shit Rooney said it's not happening. Fuck sake. Close thread.

Muttered in Scouse from between the sagging tits of a septuagenarian brass… seems legit.

 

[mancityvstoke]

If he signs it will be mad...............sort of love hate

 

[JMason1996]

If Ibrahimovic can come into the league at the same age and score a bagful for them lot, imagine what Ronaldo will do in our team.

 

[bluemoon32]

Heading north of the coast off west Africa
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This fucking place haha

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

For any one asked about what Alfredo Pedulla' tweet mean

Ha ha pathetic from them. They are like some deranged ex who can't let go, even though the other person has met someone new who is better than them. They just don't want the other person to have anyone else as it hurts them too much. Delicious!

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Why are people tracking a private jet that's probably a rental?

Got to love Bluemoon.

 

[Jamiblue]

Flight Tracker(rers) are you ready?!

 

[Cityinmud]

Shameless Fuckers

 

[mancityvstoke]

Why are people tracking a private jet that's probably a rental?

Got to love Bluemoon.

Get with the groove man...........it's funky

 

[yaya jamie]

I’ve been think about this and I don’t see how Utd can NOT go for him.

£60M over two seasons to strengthen them and significantly weaken us.

That would be better money spent than £70M for Sancho if they think they can compete with us for the PL.

You’re right pal but the guy is frustrated he’s not won the champions league in 4 seasons at Juve. League is not enough.

He wants to come here to win the lot. I actually think his elite mentality will be good for the club, especially our youngsters and even the Kevin’s of this world if / when we go deep into the Champions League again.

At United he’s not going to win anything I’m the next two years, a cup at best. I think even level headed rags will understand that.

 

[chaddblue]

Shirt sales don't work like that, it's the biggest myth in football! Players have the name on the back but it's not an additional shirt sold

City sell roughly 1m-1.5m shirts in total each season. Ronaldo would have to sell an ADDITIONAL 4 million official (not the counterfeits all over the world) shirts to cover his wages.

Ok... instead of saying shirt sales... say other commercial deals should cover his wages?

 

[Petetheblu]

How imminent is it?

Imminently imminent or has he just got his bags packed?

By all accounts he packed his Brylcreem last night in his haste to leave.

 

[didsburyblu]

Heading north of the coast off west Africa
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What website/app you using for that?

 

[Jamiblue]

You’re right pal but the guy is frustrated he’s not won the champions league in 4 seasons at Juve. League is not enough.

He wants to come here to win the lot. I actually think his elite mentality will be good for the club, especially our youngsters and even the Kevin’s of this world if / when we go deep into the Champions League again.

At United he’s not going to win anything I’m the next two years, a cup at best. I think even level headed rags will understand that.

This This & This

 

[Otamendi's Beard]

Get with the groove man...........it's funky

Trust me I'm fully in the groove. I've been lying in the same position for 36 hours.

 

[Keith Moncrieff]

Welcome to Failsworth?

 

[babyape]

Kane will be watching this thinking that could have been me

A hearty rendition of "It could have been you" to the tune of "He's one of our own" should let him know he fucked up. Still, glad he didn't come tho...

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

United wanting him at the last minute is a win win for me.

Just shows how desperate they are and it's a poorly thought through signing for them.

If the rag rumours are true it shows how truly desperate they are to step out of our shadow. Cunts.

 

[jollylescott]

Shameless Fuckers

Surely bacon chops won’t try and kidnap him

 

[BlueRockape]

This has got last-minute United hijack written all over it...

I don't think the slave will return to his master