Cristiano Ronaldo

[Keeper!]

Probably not, this has probably tipped him over the edge though & he's upped his dose.

Probably been on here reading all this thinking fuck it, lets have the blue cunts over until Ronnie rocks up

 

[Cityinmud]

RELAX Everyone !! It's a win win whether he joins us or not!

 

[leo_city]

Flapping over a Rio Ferdinand tweet now are we?

 

[bellsouth]

He’s just on a wind up. He doesn’t know Anything.
If united was actually getting involved we would of heard it properly by now.
He’s agreed terms with city, we are close to agreeing it with juve by the looks of things.

Or he’s being paid by bookies to encourage mugs to bet on him going to United?

 

[Spanishbob]

Fergie goes to intercept Mendes in the airport car park.

Damn they caught me on camera. :-)

 

[LongsightM13]

Quote - it's like a volley in the bollocks ha ha ha ha haaaaaa

Seeing that makes me warm a little more to the idea

 

[Bluesince1979]

this is horrendous - suddenly feel sick - United now 3/1 FFS - Please don't fuck this up CITY

Stop looking at bookies odds. It has fuck all to do with anything.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Can't imagine Mendes would play us. He has 4 clients at ours and none at the Rags. Txiki would easily stop dealing with him and he would stand to lose a lot more.

100% this. Mendes is a grownup.

 

[bluemoon32]

He'll turn up at Manchester airport, walk towards the City officials who are there to meet him.............and dodge them, straight into a red limo with Fergie holding a bottle of scotch out the window & giggling like a kid.
You heard it here first..........

 

[Asa's left peg]

No! Stop it! I can't take anymore.

 

[Franknorgrovesnephew]

Rio Ferdinand tweet ?

that worries me ?

That's what he wants

 

[mcfcstu]

Try this.......

https://c.tenor.com/mX43HaPBBL4AAAAd/drunk-funny.gif

Cheers

 

[Blue Til Death]

LOL genuinely unforgiveable, pr disaster like a volley to the bollocks

The clown needs a volley in the Bollocks, detestable, bitter, fat ****..!

 

[crazyg]

How did you find Wayne's porn stash?

Grannies R Us.

 

[Craggers]

Can't imagine Mendes would play us. He has 4 clients at ours and none at the Rags. Txiki would easily stop dealing with him and he would stand to lose a lot more.

This!!

In other circumstances I might be worried, but the fact its Mendes and we have a good relationship with him makes me less nervous.

 

[m7mcfc]

Mendes jet heading towards Spain at the minute.
He's not going back to Portugal.
Could be heading to Italy.

Updates to follow.

I have just downloaded flight radar24 what is the call sign?

 

[daflanger]

I really hope we don’t ever use CR7

Lol. Yes that was me writing without thinking! I wonder which number he will get?

 

[Keeper!]

That's what he wants

and it's worked, twat

 

[ninjamonkey]

Of course united were going to try and hijack this, they have to, it does irreparable damage to their brand if this comes off. They can not stand by and not be seen to be trying.

The thing is, Ronaldo has known he could go back to united in an instant whenever he wants, United would bend over backwards to accommodate him. He clearly doesn't want to go back there, otherwise he wouldn't have made contact with us. he wants to be at the best club possible to win whilst he can and signing for United puts him in a weaker position to do that than he's in at juve now.

 

[Blue warrior]

Go on then Rio, what do you know?

Remember the Rooney to city stuff back in the day he tweeted “today’s a beautiful day” Rooney signed an extension hmmm