It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[Petetheblu]

Given what you've said here I don't think a colonoscopy is the thing for you. Have you thought about getting a cat instead?

Nah, I tried that...left my arsehole I'm shreds....couldn't shit for weeks!

"Have a cat scan" ....they said!!

 

[lancs blue]

Well after catching up with the last 20-odd pages and gory tales of colonoscopies -

1. Good luck @tolmie's hairdoo
2. Thank fuck my two-yearly NHS screening test came back negative last month
3. It was marginally more fun than watching Burnley-Leeds.

 

[sirrmattmoo]

I’m super squeamish so every time I check on for any updates I nearly pass out! All the best @tolmie's hairdoo

 

[M12Blue]

The worse part is when they try to get the scope around the bends, they have to keep wiggling to get it round , I thought I was going to pass out with the pain
Sorry Tolm just saying how it was for me.
good luck!

Sounds like they got tangled up in brown ;)

 

[Pam]

lets hope it's done before the flight radar nerds get wind of it!

Too late. They're tracking flights from Denmark.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

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There's few things more humbling than having a bored nurse stick a camera up your arse or a tube up your bellend. Good luck mate

When I had it done the nurse was totally fit. As she lubed up I said “oh God, I’m dreading this” to which she dryly and cuttingly replied “I’m not looking forward to it much myself”.

It wasn’t as bad as losing the champions league final after all that hassle of getting there though.

 

[salfordbluetrue]

What were you doing in Tolm’s colon?

Oh i hope you meant column :)

 

[Blu3m00n91]

Speaking of arse’s…… when’s Txiki gonna get of his and buy us a striker

 

[Dirty Harry]

Txiki is working on something.

Pep being kept updated and the club hope to hear more today.

Understandably, things are being downplayed after the last week, but club has obviously received a few proposals from agents this week.

Interesting.

No animosity from the club with regards to Mendes over the ronaldio thing mate ?

 

[roy.or.r]

Given what you've said here I don't think a colonoscopy is the thing for you. Have you thought about getting a cat instead?

Cat scan (if that’s what you are talking about) can’t diagnose everything I don’t think. Atleast from what I know.