Luxury. We used to dream of living in a house like that. It would have ben a palace to us!It's like having a dilapidated old shed somewhere: windows missing, no door, a few bits of corrugated iron strewn across the top for a make-shift roof. No lights, no heating - the whole thing just waiting to be demolished. And then going out and buying the single most expensive wallpaper on the market to 'brighten the place up'.
If it were to go public that the despot is back it would be tantamount to them admitting failure. Gollum, Looney and Maureen were all given open cheque books but still fucked up big time with their expensive signings not being utilised correctly.Make no mistake. He is still running that team as well. Why is he at EVERY GAME?
The paperboy is just a front man with GPC pulling the strings
If it were to go public that the despot is back it would be tantamount to them admitting failure. Gollum, Looney and Maureen were all given open cheque books but still fucked up big time with their expensive signings not being utilised correctly.
The club then worsened their situation by appointing the present incumbent and then throwing away even more money in an attempt at steadying the ship.
I personally don't believe the Pisscan was invited back by the Glazers, rather he invited himself back and those that handle the day-to-day running of the club didn't have the mettle to say no.
For the club to admit that they are 100% relying on a man who will be 80 years old in a few months, to come out of retirement and take charge of things, is a stunning indictment of just how amateurishly incompetent they are.
So just another day at the office down at Old Trafford then ;)"....And then Sir Matt stepped out of the shower playing a banjo, and Wio did a big drug piss all over the ticket tout and he caught cat aids and gave it to Dennis Law, as they are actually conjoined twins. Then Clownaldo turned up in his clown car and threw contaminated meat at them, which he got from Martin Edward's dad and Penandes chewed on the meat with his rat teeth and also got cat aids from it. Then the wife shagger turned up and bummed everyone into next week. All of these fings are 100% true facts that I got from kippaxwarrior69, who's brother in law built some fences for Harry Maguire's brother in 2018."
United really have become a laughing stock. They are everything they used to criticise Liverpool for. Totally fixated on the past and supported by a media which is also addicted to nostalgia. Sometimes I think nostalgia is a national obsession in this country. For United fans it has become a sort of escapism which helps them avoid the grim reality of what they have become. They are a parody football club.Nostalgia FC
It works for them. What they'll be screaming for is for him to come in and lead a charge to a title. Whether that happens with hard work, dodgy descions or luck. They'll milk it for the next few decades. TV specials, teary eyed books and documentaries etc
A Victory that won't be swept under the carpets like our many achievements seem to be and you'll get a shock if anyone mentions the value of their team, bench or wage bill at all.
Fuck em. Let the silly bastards get high on the dopamine of nostalgia whilst hopefully we continue to do the business on the pitch.
I think I am right in saying that in the league last season the Rags were the second highest goal scorers and had the 5th best defence.
There window has basically brought in forwards and a centre half, the two areas of the pitch that they had least issues with.
Their midfield is the issue and they did nothing to strengthen it, while the signings they have made will no doubt make the squad stronger they have missed a huge opportunity to improve where they needed to.
Also it appears to have slipped under the radar that Pogba is now very likely to leave on a free at the end of the season, Ronaldo will be nailed on to start every game as will Sancho, so that leaves Cavani, Greenwood, Rashford and Martial fighting it out for the centre forward role.
£100K per week?I think it’s fairly obviously his agent was leaking false information to the media to get United to come and get him.
City never agreed terms and were only offered him. Mendes just used City‘s name to get his man a contract worth £100k per week more than the best player in the league.
Also, they don’t need the money from transfers, they’ll just borrow it and rack up their debt even more, as they always do, with pure impunity from the authorities.
Yes, Ronaldo is earning £100k a week more than KDB. The best player in the league and the previously highest paid (with De Gea narrowly behind him).£100K per week?
Ronaldo has been a striker for awhile. Therein lies the headache for Ole. Cavani, Greenwood, Martial and Ronaldo will all want to play in the middle and I've never seen Ole play 2 up front before.I think I am right in saying that in the league last season the Rags were the second highest goal scorers and had the 5th best defence.
There window has basically brought in forwards and a centre half, the two areas of the pitch that they had least issues with.
Their midfield is the issue and they did nothing to strengthen it, while the signings they have made will no doubt make the squad stronger they have missed a huge opportunity to improve where they needed to.
Also it appears to have slipped under the radar that Pogba is now very likely to leave on a free at the end of the season, Ronaldo will be nailed on to start every game as will Sancho, so that leaves Cavani, Greenwood, Rashford and Martial fighting it out for the centre forward role.
Wasnt a certain guy called Paddy was it?Watching SSN transfer crap last night and the two presenters asked Paul Merson what he thought about the Ronaldo signing after they spent a couple of minutes really bigging it up and seemed quite giddy doing it. Fair do's to him he informed the two sycophants that the rags ain't getting the player who left and though he can still score goals he said fans should no longer expect to see him coming in from the wing taking players out of the game and dominating matches. In fact he said he could be a bit of a liability when the team doesn't have the ball and that Juventus really couldn't wait to get him off the books.
Suffice to say the two presenters and the retired Scottish footballer whose name escapes me sat there in utter shock at his answer and tried to correct him that he was obviously mistaken and this was one of the best signings ever to take place since football was invented but he stood by what he had said. They quickly got the retired Scottish fellah to get them back on track and he obliged by spouting balls about him being a legend and coming here to win trophies as that's what he does. Peace was again restored to the Sly Sports Studio and they two presenters got all giddy again.
What a f*cking shower of a channel that really is.
Heard sky saying they will apply to the prem for it , cavani must feel great lol, lets hope it is a source of conflictSo, has the "Thanks Cavani for the goals and the effort and everything. Gis your shirt now - Christina's back - so you can do one!" conversation happened yet?
Yes, Ronaldo is earning £100k a week more than KDB. The best player in the league and the previously highest paid (with De Gea narrowly behind him).
He could be the key to release pogbad too...Ronaldo has been a striker for awhile. Therein lies the headache for Ole. Cavani, Greenwood, Martial and Ronaldo will all want to play in the middle and I've never seen Ole play 2 up front before.
What’s ronaldo earning before tax?Actually if you take tax into account, Ronaldo earns almost double what KDB earns...
Or is KDB earning 385k after tax?