United Thread - 2021/22

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Eds said:
Spot the difference:
1) French football club Nice has been handed a two point penalty, one of which is suspended, and ordered to replay its league match against Marseille after their game was abandoned on August 22. This has been announced less than three weeks after the match was abandoned
2) Fuck all has been done after match on May 2 was abandoned when fans broke into stadium mainly due to help from security personnel and blockaded team hotels. One GMP officer was also slashed
3) Fuck all done when final match of season which should have been played simultaneously with nine others was postponed in May 2016

Can anyone tell me why the French FA can sort out an issue in less than three weeks but the PL is still dawdling after five years and four months. Scum
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Probably because our FA is bent as fuck and won't do anything to upset its fattest cash cow.
Imagine having all the leg ups those cunts get from the murky worlds of the FA, VAR and media while also spending vast fortunes on players and wages, and then still not winning the league in nearly 10 years?
They must actually be shitter than shit
 
Utd have become the Ronaldo show now. Pogba is not now the main attraction (Which is what I think kept him there), Cavani has lost the 7 shirt. Ronny is on more than EVERYONE else at that club which is bound to force wages up. Penandez' position is now in doubt, the team need to change the way they play to accomodate Ronaldo's styl;e. If anyone thinks Ole is going to be telling Ronaldo how and what to do is in for a shock imo.

They might click this season, it might work, but if it doesnt they're in for even worse years to come given how much they're spending and hwo they seem to have lost belief/betrayed the players they had already by bringing in "the saviour". In fact I think this could be the Arsenal of 13/14 when they bought Ozil and still didnt turn it around.
 
Don’t know if mentioned flicked onto sky sports news this morning and Wes brown was interviewing ronaldo and he said he’s looking forward to playing hoping that he can persuade ole to pick him ..Are all the players on first name terms with the manager,found it strange..
 
deano ou812 said:
Don’t know if mentioned flicked onto sky sports news this morning and Wes brown was interviewing ronaldo and he said he’s looking forward to playing hoping that he can persuade ole to pick him ..Are all the players on first name terms with the manager,found it strange..
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Wes Brown still hanging around hoping for a game, like Phil?
 
nellyonthewing said:
Just imagine if they could only persuade Cantona and the grannyshagger back as well.
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Why stop there? I’m sure pig ginger is at a loose end this weekend, following his highly successful stint as a manager, and it would save our ears the pain of having to listen to camelgob, if he made an appearance at the swamp instead of polluting the airwaves talking shit.
 
SPIDERBOY said:
Football home page on BBC........11 different articles involving Ronaldo.....ELEVEN.
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i will raise you 13 on sky ports news phone app , Match of the day has been cancelled and replaced with the RonaldoRag show , co-starring the French fan assaulter , the drug test dodger , ginger pig and the wife beater ably assisted by a glass containing George Best's liver.
 
Rag at work: “can’t wait for Ronaldo’s historic return tomorrow”
Me: “oh… yeah real shame about the 3pm blackout pissing on your chips though. I’m a bit fucked off the city game is a 3pm too”
Rag: “oh I see it’s at the same time, I guess you’re watching the United one then, Ronaldo gonna get a hat trick.”
Me: “…erm… no. But you know it’s not on tv right? That’s what the 3pm blackout is”
Rag: “what? Nah that not right it’s on BT I’m going round my mates to watch it”
Me: “oh ok… well enjoy it then”

Couldn’t make it up. This lad claims to have been a “lifelong fan”
 
There was a time where I was bullied at school by rags and even went has far has the pile of pennies hosted by city players at the beech tree in cheadle (I think I was a very small boy then in the early sixties) and their was only five of us outside the pub waiting for a bit of glamour and the whole estate said u city fans have have to stand in the corner of the car park cos we are United. God I fucking hate them bastards the older I get. But remember this we helped that shithouse of a club out after the war. Unfortunately their cockney Johnny reds don’t see it that way. Love United hate Manchester shit.
 
jimmygrimblesboots said:
i will raise you 13 on sky ports news phone app , Match of the day has been cancelled and replaced with the RonaldoRag show , co-starring the French fan assaulter , the drug test dodger , ginger pig and the wife beater ably assisted by a glass containing George Best's liver.
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Tbf, our own man Mendy has his own article on the Beeb page.
 
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