Premier League Games 16/17/18 October

[burning blue soul]

I’d love my eulogy to be replete with jokes.

They can just read out some of you BM posts, surely? ;)

 

[hilts]

To be fair, other than a hospital, there can't be many better places to have a heart attack than a Premier League football stadium nowadays. Hope they're alright.

Margot Robbies bed?

 

[remember arthur mann]

For all the money in the game the punditry is amateurish, listening to Earle and Howard, dreadful. OK it's yank but let's have it right, ours are just as bad.

 

[Chris B]

I hope they hire a comedian at your funeral then.

I sure hope people have a joke and laugh at it.

 

[moggymoz]

Would love to see Newcastle go down, can't stand the cunts.

 

[mat]

I’d be up for that for my funeral. Someone taking the piss out of me while I’m lying there with people having a laugh about things I did in my life.

Fuck having them all sat there crying about me!

Indeed.

A roast before being literally roasted would do me.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

In hindsight, more significant for being Zabbas debut. Who would have thought?

That was West Ham first home game of the season before the takeover wasn’t it?

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Geordies lacking a Sterling type of player in their team.
Obviously we must resist any bid in the transfer window.
(coughs).

I don't think I could handle if I had to watch him and Saint-Maximin in the same team. That would be exquisite torture.

 

[mat]

Geordies lacking a Sterling type of player in their team.
Obviously we must resist any bid in the transfer window.
(coughs).

£101 million would be a fair price...

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

Indeed.

A roast before being literally roasted would do me.

I'd roll you out like a red carpet. You'd be the door-mat.

 

[bluethrunthru]

seems to me the new regime know more about PR than Ashley and his odious crew ever did. I was listening on the radio earlier today and the local press - virtually frozen out completely by Ashley - were invited in and given an interview within 2 hrs of the takeover

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

£101 million would be a fair price...

after that first half £99.9 million would be more apt.

 

[burning blue soul]

Why not replicate the time for the Physio being on the pitch (treating the poor lambs) with exactly the same amount of time the "injured player" has to spend off the pitch ?
The FA/Premier League can say it's for the players welfare, to ensure a complete recovery...

That's a great idea, but just not realistic.
What if it's a keeper?
What if they are truly injured?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They can just read out some of you BM posts, surely? ;)

Some, but certainly not all!

 

[ScottSinclair]

That was West Ham first home game of the season before the takeover wasn’t it?

No.
Aston Villa away was first game of the season, lost 4-2. Kompany debuted against West Ham first home game of the season, and SwP returned against Sunderland away in the third. Home to Chelsea were the first fixture after the window shut, and Robinho, Zab and maybe Jo made their debuts.

Exciting times

 

[mat]

Some, but certainly not all!

It's all those grieving woman I'll feel sorry for. They'll never be satisfied again.

 

[PannickAtTheDisco]

No.
Aston Villa away was first game of the season, lost 4-2. Kompany debuted against West Ham first home game of the season, and SwP returned against Sunderland away in the third. Home to Chelsea were the first fixture after the window shut, and Robinho, Zab and maybe Jo made their debuts.

Exciting times

from Jo to Joelinton, seems Middle Eastern royal families will only buy English clubs with shit Brazilian strikers up front.

 

[mat]

Shithousery >>> Spurs.

 

[Bald fraud]

Not a peep from the Newcastle fans now. Their support really is a myth

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

I think Newcastle will need to spend £200m in Jan just to stay up.