Cellarite
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Yes! Coins and mobile phones in left trousers pocket, keys in the right, wallet in back pocket. I never have a moment of doubt where things are.
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Stupid little things that bug you
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laserblue
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It's obviously a meteorite that ran out of steam just at the point when it reached the earth. Probably been there for thousands of years.Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:
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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.
Is it an ancient standing stone or something?
Berts Neck
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No..it was a kidney stone I passed..just got through the one eyed trouser snake.Passing this on the bus a few times a week and not knowing what it is:
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It’s outside Wythenshawe Hospital, by the bus terminus.
Is it an ancient standing stone or something?
Hope no-one has had renal colic..fuck me that pain is bad.
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*there’d better be pics*My mates daughter works there. Stay tuned.
DrBlueBob
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I concur. I had a kidney stone a couple of decades ago and the pain was almost unbearable. I ended up passing it and the little fucker was no bigger than a peppercorn. I have heard of women saying that it is worse pain than childbirth.No..it was a kidney stone I passed..just got through the one eyed trouser snake.
Hope no-one has had renal colic..fuck me that pain is bad.
The inscription reads: "You may be at the wheel but this is the Gaffer's space"It's obviously a meteorite that ran out of steam just at the point when it reached the earth. Probably been there for thousands of years.
BrianW
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Stupid, lazy twats who park across a dropped kerb (put in to help people with wheelchairs, electric buggies and prams, etc.) because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. To make it even worse, many of the offenders have Blue Badges and should know better.
Also, in the same place, stupid lazy twats who literally park on the fucking corner because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. Bone-idle bastards.
Also stupid lazy twats who park across my drive because they apparently think the missus and I don't go anywhere. In the worst case, some utter twat parked at 7 pm on a Saturday and left it there all night. He was very lucky because I had run out of paint stripper. (Usually, I have a good stock.)
Also, in the same place, stupid lazy twats who literally park on the fucking corner because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. Bone-idle bastards.
Also stupid lazy twats who park across my drive because they apparently think the missus and I don't go anywhere. In the worst case, some utter twat parked at 7 pm on a Saturday and left it there all night. He was very lucky because I had run out of paint stripper. (Usually, I have a good stock.)
Bluesince1979
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People not saying thank you when you let them through when driving
A big exaggerated THANK YOU from me just makes them look at me
A big exaggerated THANK YOU from me just makes them look at me
blue b4 the moon
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Not just me then?People not saying thank you when you let them through when driving
A big exaggerated THANK YOU from me just makes them look at me
It's all in the timing to get maximum impact after giving them the death stare first and making eye contact.
DrBlueBob
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Brake fluid apparently works just fine.Stupid, lazy twats who park across a dropped kerb (put in to help people with wheelchairs, electric buggies and prams, etc.) because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. To make it even worse, many of the offenders have Blue Badges and should know better.
Also, in the same place, stupid lazy twats who literally park on the fucking corner because they're too fucking lazy to walk an extra 20-30 metres. Bone-idle bastards.
Also stupid lazy twats who park across my drive because they apparently think the missus and I don't go anywhere. In the worst case, some utter twat parked at 7 pm on a Saturday and left it there all night. He was very lucky because I had run out of paint stripper. (Usually, I have a good stock.)
Bluesince1979
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Window open sometimes and actually shout THANK YOU!!!Not just me then?
It's all in the timing to get maximum impact after giving them the death stare first and making eye contact.
if there window is open too its a bonus point
The Earl of Abington
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1. People,especially on radio or TV, saying thigs like "send your suggestions to Rob or I." They get this wrong about half the time, even on the BBC. I shout out "ME" every time I hear it and my son says it doesn't matter. Well, it matters to me, or I as those twats would say.
2. People being questioned who start their answers with "yeah, no." Well, which one is it?...I've noticed Jack Grealish is guilty of this. Years ago when I used to listen to Talksport, there was some twat journo who was on all the time, and prefaced every comment with "yeah, no, absolutely". Drove me up the fuckin wall.
2. People being questioned who start their answers with "yeah, no." Well, which one is it?...I've noticed Jack Grealish is guilty of this. Years ago when I used to listen to Talksport, there was some twat journo who was on all the time, and prefaced every comment with "yeah, no, absolutely". Drove me up the fuckin wall.
Newman Noggs
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"Superglue" or, rather, my gullibility in trying it again and again even though I know from years of experience, that it never, ever glues the thing I'm trying to stick together but, inevitably sticks my fingers together and leaves my fingers covered in a white coating that is impossible to remove.
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Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle."Superglue" or, rather, my gullibility in trying it again and again even though I know from years of experience, that it never, ever glues the thing I'm trying to stick together but, inevitably sticks my fingers together and leaves my fingers covered in a white coating that is impossible to remove.
It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.
Newman Noggs
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Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle.
It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.
Now you tell me
Was it designed to stick protesters to the M25 ?Superglue was created for our skin. It’s designed to stick wounds back together after a cut/stabbing/gunshot in battle.
It’s not for wood/paper/plastic.
Just askin'
Anyone who starts a sentence saying "look" or "listen".
Look, I'm trying to get out of that habit.
MellowJoe
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Those people (generally old fuckers)
Bill Walker
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Haha, thats a good one Malg. Only old farts like me (and presumably you) would even have a glimmer of understanding it.Anyone under the age of 40.
Cunts