United Thread - 2021/22

[kippaxwarrior]

United played FIVE at the back and TWO defensive midfielders against a City side with NO recognised striker playing in that role.

They managed 36% possession and a couple of shots.


Let that sink in boys....and make Monday at work unbeatable.

It was actually 32% possession they had. Add to that they attempted 352 passes with a completion rate of 82% compared to our 869 passes with a completion rate if 93%.

The most damning stat is that they had 4 yes FOUR touches in our box for the whole game. The lowest touches in a box they have ever recorded since Opta stats were introduced in 2007

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

It's aimed at filling a gap in the lives of sad shits who have no mates and will never ever go and watch a game.

So for those that are watching, these people are their "mates" and this is them "at the game".

It's why it is so popular for the rags and liverpool in particular, brand/product driven clubs that have a special attraction for those that live fake plastic lives in a make-believe plastic world.

You're too kind in your assessment of the cunts.
I must admit I find them compulsive viewing for the two matches shown.
I see the Carrickfergus is still broadcasting to views of 60ish. That lad needs parental guidance to find another interest.
But the rest fully deserve the piss takes they get.

 

[tony adcock]

Christ - some are asking if they should go for Mancini as next manager…….

surely that won’t happen

 

[j.cbluelongsight]

Christ - some are asking if they should go for Mancini as next manager…….

surely that won’t happen

Mancini is actually probably what they need. He will be going for the world Cup
United fans in complete dissaray

 

[I'm With Stupid]

what pissed me off most is Bruno the rat didn’t get a booking for the dreadful tackle first

That and the fact that it was about his fifth foul.

 

[dickie davies]

What a cottage industry that is...........

Hanging around toilets and getting bummed!
A bit like yesterday's game

 

[I'm With Stupid]

These videos, on my life, piss funny.
Hope there is some from today's match put up soon.
Enjoy.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Fucking hell. I couldn't tell you one thing about David Silva's personal life, and yet he's one of our most loved players ever. It's almost as if some players can do their talking on the pitch and others need a social media management company to cover for the fact that they're shit.

Having said that, some people in the comments are claiming this guy isn't earning his paycheque. Are they taking the piss? Look at Marcus Rashford's reputation despite not playing well for about 2 years. The guy is clearly working overtime polishing some of the turds in that squad.

Exactly - St. Marcus is set up to enjoy a very lucrative career whether he ever kicks a ball in anger ever again............

 

[bluemc1]

Love how this guy talks about football. Him and his friends truly believe they are knowledgeable professional pundits and broadcasters. When he compares not being able to scout opposition for his Sunday league team

I’m not proud of myself but I always go to the live streams of the match and fast forward to where they concede, there’s some hippy on there who really thinks he’s a football genius and that Howson is just a laughing stock

on that video he says with total confidence “ if pep went to Newcastle he would take them down quicker than Steve Bruce and THATS A FACT “ lol

I love watching the cunts make fools of themselves

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Mancini is actually probably what they need. He will be going for the world Cup
United fans in complete dissaray

He would work for them, when he took over City he moulded a squad of individuals into a cohesive team that was hard to beat. This lot are all over the shop at the moment.

 

[Blue Mist]

Poor diddums.

This wasn’t the way it was supposed to be, was it?

It's just not fair that the raggedies aren’t winning every game and every trophy any more.

Our fans storm on the pitch and throw their season ticket at the players (which the club returned :-) )
They turn off an app on their phone. If anything describes their supporters that is it.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

 

[Bluesince1979]

Best part is when hes holding court with 2 young lads. Literally his intellectual level

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Best part is when hes holding court with 2 young lads. Literally his intellectual level

Yes, my favourite bit too ha!

 

[jaiguruKun]

Love how this guy talks about football. Him and his friends truly believe they are knowledgeable professional pundits and broadcasters. When he compares not being able to scout opposition for his Sunday league team

Thanks for posting this. You would have thought he'd given up making a dick of himself by now. Their misery is my currency.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Yes, my favourite bit too ha!

Think even the little ginger lad is looking at him wondering what hes on about

 

[jaiguruKun]

I've asked this before but can anyone explain what he meant when he said "when Eddie Howe absolutely rides him all summer?"

 

[CJH]

Loads of Mancs there !!. Why would a rag wear light blue on derby day ?

 

[schfc6]

Christ - some are asking if they should go for Mancini as next manager…….

surely that won’t happen

Mancini is exactly what they need, but his first action would be to expel Ferguson and all traces of him from Old Trafford. That will never happen..

 

[mexico1970]

Mancini is exactly what they need, but his first action would be to expel Ferguson and all traces of him from Old Trafford. That will never happen..