United Thread - 2021/22

[waspish]

Fucking state of this

Seems like ole or more likely Fergie have invited him to the training ground how sad.

 

[mad4city]

Let's put things in perspective.
This Manchester City side are one of the greatest to ever to grace the league. Record breakers and tactical game-changers. They have been dismantling mid-table teams, week-in and week-out for a good few years now.
The current Manchester United side were looking over their shoulder at 10th place yesterday.
That's where the two clubs are right now.
True, City are disappointed to be out of one cup already and frustrated at being top of the league. Equally though, there is a calmness and confidence that whatever the manager needs to make things right on the field, he will get.
The response of the people who run Manchester United to their current predicament on the other hand, will probably not be to put as much thought and effort into the playing of football as they do say, the selling noodles of in Vietnam, opening theme parks in China and (oops, I almost forgot) crying "we want our ball back" and trying to hobble "smaller" clubs at boardroom level.
And, you know what all you lurking twat's, that's just fine by me.
For years, when City were down among the dead men and United were lording it over everyone, I was told "United can't fail", "United are a brand", "United will go on forever".
Yep. Ye were dead right. I didn't see that changing then and I genuinely don't see it changing now either.
This United, this brand, as ye rightly promised, will go on forever.
Have it.

 

[Silva2021]

Fred
Sanchez
Maguire
Ronaldo

Are we doing a number on these guys (obviously the funniest answer).

Or is it just terrible coaching and bad environment.

All our players come and take awhile to get going, but in time improve.

These guys all seem to have got worse.

I don’t include Ronaldo there who I believe is a very high level player for his age.

 

[mexico1970]

The best part is that it doesn't matter who the manager is. They thought Moyes was the problem, then it was Van Gaal was the problem, then it was Mourinho and now it is Ole. They have spent several hundred million on players, wages and pay offs and still nothing has changed.

The whole club needs to be rebuilt and no one in the world has the power to do that. It requires a whole system change like we had with Txiki and Ferran at City and they won't do that as they think they just need to get in a new person on the touchline.

Long may it continue.

The first obvious thing the rags need to sort out is the never ending circus that permeates in and around the club, the whole shit-show is a land of make believe involving shit claims like "The biggest football club in the world" and "United DNA" and let's not forget the "United way".

Whilst shares are doing well the daytrippers will continue to pillage the club shop and drink in the failure like the Lemmings they all are.

 

[bakerdave76]

See Keane had a little spat with a fan outside the ground :)

 

[mac]

Thanks for posting this. You would have thought he'd given up making a dick of himself by now. Their misery is my currency.

I watched this all the way through and I still dont know what the fuck he was on about.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Best bit is when the cockney green n golders start leaving.

 

[paulchapo]

See Keane had a little spat with a fan outside the ground :)

Any footage?

 

[paulchapo]

Thanks for posting this. You would have thought he'd given up making a dick of himself by now. Their misery is my currency.

He's fucking stupid and delusional like all rags with a big ego. He doesn't realise everytime he opens his mouth everybody laughs at him.

 

[decmancity]

The first obvious thing the rags need to sort out is the never ending circus that permeates in and around the club, the whole shit-show is a land of make believe involving shit claims like "The biggest football club in the world" and "United DNA" and let's not forget the "United way".

Whilst shares are doing well the daytrippers will continue to pillage the club shop and drink in the failure like the Lemmings they all are.

Yep, a bit of humbling would do them good but unfortunately they are always going to hang around. They will get top 4, they will still blow millions on instagram players and it keeps the cash train moving.

I was staggered by that stat that came up yesterday, since he took over hes 3rd in most points won. Fair play to him for that ;)

Any footage?

 

[bluemc1]

Any footage?

 

[mexico1970]

Yep, a bit of humbling would do them good but unfortunately they are always going to hang around. They will get top 4, they will still blow millions on instagram players and it keeps the cash train moving.

I was staggered by that stat that came up yesterday, since he took over hes 3rd in most points won. Fair play to him for that ;)

Isn't he the longest serving manager since Fergie though?

 

[Sky Blue]

Didnt Evra lose to a shit City team on his debut. Ffs do they think we don’t remember.

Yeah, Trevor Sinclair ripped him apart.

 

[KS55]

Fucking hell. I couldn't tell you one thing about David Silva's personal life, and yet he's one of our most loved players ever. It's almost as if some players can do their talking on the pitch and others need a social media management company to cover for the fact that they're shit.

Having said that, some people in the comments are claiming this guy isn't earning his paycheque. Are they taking the piss? Look at Marcus Rashford's reputation despite not playing well for about 2 years. The guy is clearly working overtime polishing some of the turds in that squad.

David Silva personal fact: He is hung like a donkey. (Prop @kaz7)

 

[paulchapo]

Cheers, he didn't hang about did he but that's experience that comes with age

 

[Bill the Blue]

Keane saying, "if you're on the team bus and look over your shoulder and see Shaw, Maguire and Fred sat there and think, my job depends on these guys"..

Fcuk me £165 million pounds spent on those 3 and you can't depend on them..


They're completely fucked..!

 

[JRockBlues]

Probably an official from their shithouse of a club saying that he can't do impromptu signings without them getting their cut.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

He's fucking stupid and delusional like all rags with a big ego. He doesn't realise everytime he opens his mouth everybody laughs at him.

They might as well be Celtic.

 

[N1985]

Haven't won at home in 2 months.

Shit cunts.

 

[jaiguruKun]

I watched this all the way through and I still dont know what the fuck he was on about.

Yeah, he tries hard at it but his analysis and "banter" are both as crap as each other.