Erling Haaland

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Coatigan said:
Transfer thread in a nutshell.

Reliable (or rather not) being the key word in that.

It is interesting however, what the speculation is where.

Most of what has been shared here seems to be from Spain. One minute it is Madrid have a deal, the next it is, Madrid think he will end up in PL. Back to Madrid want him, and occasionally squeeze in Barcelona as a mention too to keep them relevant.

Anything coming out from Germany is generally 'look how much he will cost, with wages X and agent fees Y, phoarrr ya.

Fuck all from Italy, snippet here and there from France that he may be seen as an ideal mbappe replacement.

Occasional nod from Norway, mostly suggesting he wants the PL, not ruling out Madrid as an option.

Then you have our clowns here who repackage all of the above and conclude he will either go to Utd, maybe Chelsea too, or us if Pep snaps his fingers but look how much he will cost us.

And then we of course argue if we would/should pay said imaginary figures.
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Maybe we can look to Mido for a viable short-term alternative. Anyone heard owt?
 
How much do you think he will go for in the summer? His release clause is, I believe £64 million, but with at least 3 clubs seriously in for him all keeping their cards in terms of how much they are willing and able to pay close to their chest and a player, club and agent seriously making efforts to maximise their cut I personally haven’t got a Scooby-Doo.
 
BrazilianBlue (Gus) said:
How many times can I say that we offered Messi the previous summer more than PSG is paying him now AND in the total package? We pay absolutely top wages. Kane would’ve come in earning AT LEAST the same as KdB. The fact Kante was Chelsea’s best paid player only served as a basis of negotiation for Lukaku. Same with De Gea at United. When you pay a midfielder your top wages, the worldclass striker that comes in will use that in the negotiation. This is how the market operates. We are not outside this market, we are very much in. Same at Mbappe arriving at Madrid with Hazard being their best paid player (making the same as KdB). He easily will become their number one earner and his wages will be ser by the number two. Anyone who thinks wages will be an issue for us is naive and romantic (I almost feel bad bringing you down to reality)
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Incorrect
 
Maly said:
No idea what you’re talking about there fella?

Bitter about what exactly?

Stalking you? Lol. What the fuck are you on about?
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Why else bump a post from three days ago when the thread had moved on? Have you been doing this in other threads as well? Because in the Kane discussion yesterday, you were quick to snap back
 
BrazilianBlue (Gus) said:
Why else bump a post from three days ago when the thread had moved on? Have you been doing this in other threads as well? Because in the Kane discussion yesterday, you were quick to snap back
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What the fuck are you going on about lad?

I responded to a post on 1801, when the most recent post was 1802.

If you’re getting paranoid about people stalking you & making things up in your own mind about posters being bitter about who knows what, as a fellow blue & please don’t take this the wrong way, maybe take a week off BM for your own mental health my friend

Anyhow, your post was factually incorrect. Bale is Real’s highest paid player, so that throws doubt on your ‘how the market works’ theory
 
Maly said:
Anyhow, your post was factually incorrect. Bale is Real’s highest paid player, so that throws doubt on your ‘how the market works’ theory
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Hm, no. Read again. Here’s what I said: “Mbappe arriving at Madrid with Hazard being their best paid player”. Bale’s contract ends at the end of this current season and he will not be signing a new one. So with him off the picture, which is the scenario in which Mbappe will arrive next season, Hazard is at the top. I already discussed that the days of Madrid paying those numbers for Bale-type of players are gone
 
BrazilianBlue (Gus) said:
Hm, no. Read again. Here’s what I said: “Mbappe arriving at Madrid with Hazard being their best paid player”. Bale’s contract ends at the end of this current season and he will not be signing a new one. So with him off the picture, which is the scenario in which Mbappe will arrive next season, Hazard is at the top. I already discussed that the days of Madrid paying those numbers for Bale-type of players are gone
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Mbappe will more than likely be signing a pre contract whilst Bale is still at the club

It’s ok to be wrong & not know everything mate. We all make mistakes

Any chance of an apology for making extremely weird comments about me stalking you & me being bitter about god knows what?
 
Maly said:
Mbappe will more than likely be signing a pre contract whilst Bale is still at the club

It’s ok to be wrong & not know everything mate. We all make mistakes

Any chance of an apology for making extremely weird comments about me stalking you & me being bitter about god knows what?
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He accused me of stalking him yesterday as I had the temerity to question his opinion.

Seems to be his MO.
 
Maly said:
Mbappe will more than likely be signing a pre contract whilst Bale is still at the club

It’s ok to be wrong & not know everything mate. We all make mistakes

Any chance of an apology for making extremely weird comments about me stalking you & me being bitter about god knows what?
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Whether Mbappe signs a pre contract or not, he will be arriving with Bale gone, it makes literally no difference. In case you didn’t notice, I chose my words very carefully. When Mbappe ARRIVES, Madrid’s best paid player will be Hazard. Him signing a pre contract in January is not the same as him arriving then. I was expecting someone wouldn’t grasp the point, and it turned out to be you. How the fuck can you have the nerve to ask for an apology if I have brought up Bale’s wages MYSELF in this thread, lol. Bale is actually part of the larger point I have been making. I don’t pretend to know everything, but I sure as hell don’t speak about things I haven’t looked into or thought about.
And no, I am not apologizing, because your comment to the other post did have a stink of bitterness from our Kane-related exchange the other day. If it bothers you, hit Ignore or ask me and I’ll do it myself. Or you can play the moral superiority game of thinking you can tell when someone should stay away from this forum. Is this a trend here? Analyzing how Kane is feeling deep inside and how that’s an excuse for his poor performances is one thing. But members you don’t know? A bit too far
 
BrazilianBlue (Gus) said:
Whether Mbappe signs a pre contract or not, he will be arriving with Bale gone, it makes literally no difference. In case you didn’t notice, I chose my words very carefully. When Mbappe ARRIVES, Madrid’s best paid player will be Hazard. Him signing a pre contract in January is not the same as him arriving then. I was expecting someone wouldn’t grasp the point, and it turned out to be you. How the fuck can you have the nerve to ask for an apology if I have brought up Bale’s wages MYSELF in this thread, lol. Bale is actually part of the larger point I have been making. I don’t pretend to know everything, but I sure as hell don’t speak about things I haven’t looked into or thought about.
And no, I am not apologizing, because your comment to the other post did have a stink of bitterness from our Kane-related exchange the other day. If it bothers you, hit Ignore or ask me and I’ll do it myself. Or you can play the moral superiority game of thinking you can tell when someone should stay away from this forum. Is this a trend here? Analyzing how Kane is feeling deep inside and how that’s an excuse for his poor performances is one thing. But members you don’t know? A bit too far
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Just fucking lol

Congratulations, this is without doubt the weirdest conversation & response I’ve ever had on BM

You said I was bitter & stalking you, for which I asked for an apology as it’s an outrageous thing to say about someone on a forum & is a complete lie.

Instead of trying to justify your nonsense & lies, you could’ve just said, no cos you’re a **** (which would at least have been factual). That would’ve made far more sense than trying to blame me for your nonsense, lying & delusional posts about stalking

I hate to burst your bubble pal, but why on earth would anyone stalk you? There’s a handful of posters on BM who would be worth stalking due to their knowledge about specific subjects & you certainly aren’t one of them, so I have no idea where you get your delusions of grandeur?

With regards to suggesting you take a week off BM, that was me trying to do you a favour as it’s really not normal behaviour to lie about someone on a forum & accuse them of stalking & being bitter for no reason with zero evidence.

Back on topic, do you rate Haaland? I think he’s pretty good but not seen anywhere near enough of him to say if he’s be perfect for us or not
 


I actually translated this from Norwegian as “Rags? Not a fucking chance.” but the exact wording is neither here nor there, translates to the same thing.

Come home kiddo.
 
Maly said:
Just fucking lol

Congratulations, this is without doubt the weirdest conversation & response I’ve ever had on BM

You said I was bitter & stalking you, for which I asked for an apology as it’s an outrageous thing to say about someone on a forum & is a complete lie.

Instead of trying to justify your nonsense & lies, you could’ve just said, no cos you’re a **** (which would at least have been factual). That would’ve made far more sense than trying to blame me for your nonsense, lying & delusional posts about stalking

I hate to burst your bubble pal, but why on earth would anyone stalk you? There’s a handful of posters on BM who would be worth stalking due to their knowledge about specific subjects & you certainly aren’t one of them, so I have no idea where you get your delusions of grandeur?

With regards to suggesting you take a week off BM, that was me trying to do you a favour as it’s really not normal behaviour to lie about someone on a forum & accuse them of stalking & being bitter for no reason with zero evidence.

Back on topic, do you rate Haaland? I think he’s pretty good but not seen anywhere near enough of him to say if he’s be perfect for us or not
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He’s a bit odd and comes across as being very insecure, I put him ignore ages ago, makes life easier all round.
 
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