United Thread - 2021/22

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horlock_was_super said:
So it begins, first rag mate puts his head above the parapet, just received text:

“You might be on top for now, but, class always shines through. Ole interview on MUFCTV is so sincere he’s been brilliant. We’ll kick on from here big time. City just shove managers out of the door without a backward glance.”

I suggested that their next manager should have a more ‘holistic’ approach ;)

Great shout on my part apparently. Can’t think where I got that idea from?

Poch, ZZ, Conte (yep he’s that deluded) and ten Hag will crawl over broken glass to take the job He’s told me. Bobby Manc and Brentan can fuck off for obvious reasons.

Buckle up Blues the next few months are going to be fun!
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Text him back telling him he’s an idiot and the way things are going they could be fighting relegation sooner than he thinks fucking clueless cnut …
 
Eccles Blue said:
They’ll be fine they’ve got Ronaldo taking over from the Glasgow fool and saying who he wants!! According to Sky he wants Luis Enrique! So the players, or rather Ronaldo are running the club! Typical arrogance!
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Haha he’s now settling in nicely. No wonder they can’t be arsed. Let CR have his say!

Player interim interim manager.
 
horlock_was_super said:
So it begins, first rag mate puts his head above the parapet, just received text:

“You might be on top for now, but, class always shines through. Ole interview on MUFCTV is so sincere he’s been brilliant. We’ll kick on from here big time. City just shove managers out of the door without a backward glance.”

I suggested that their next manager should have a more ‘holistic’ approach ;)

Great shout on my part apparently. Can’t think where I got that idea from?

Poch, ZZ, Conte (yep he’s that deluded) and ten Hag will crawl over broken glass to take the job He’s told me. Bobby Manc and Brentan can fuck off for obvious reasons.

Buckle up Blues the next few months are going to be fun!
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Sounds like he’s been drinking heavily
 
Not arsed who they appoint they will still be shit. Moyes is and has always been a good manager, they soon saw him off. The same with Van Gaal someone who was a Messiah for them just before he took over and with a great cv. Then Mourinho who was going to see Pep off, another with a great cv. Then poor Ole, only a bunch of loons would have appointed him in the first place. Rotten on and off the pitch, a club and fanbase so far up its own arse, that they can't see the wood for the trees, long may it continue, you deluded rag twats.
 
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Deep. Deep. Joy.
 
I have a couple of theories.

Baconface is a sociopath- and actually doing his best to ensure he will stay ‘the best manager of all time’ by not allowing any potential manager to get close to his records. The worse they are the better his record looks.

Since the show pony players are there stinking out the ace with their egos- from Jogba to Bencho to FakeRon and HRH of school dinners - not a manager of any calibre will touch them.

Rod.
Own.
Back.

Joyous.
 
Tommy_Catons_Perm said:
I'm loving this. So many brilliant posts I'm liking. It's great watching City play God's own football this afternoon and then revelling in the rag demise.

I thought the entertainment was over with the Noddy sacking. But it's now clear there is much merriment ahead with the appointment of an interim interim manager, united way, DNA, lurking Fergie spectre etc.

Get out the popcorn!
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so much this. I spent 90 mins slavering over city killing Everton softly whilst blooding local lads from the academy, then spent about 6 hours reading about the shitshow in Trafford.

some people might think that’s a bit sad.

fuck ‘em.
 
Fully agree with everyone saying a top manager wouldn’t touch them.

with one slight caveat. The only reason a top manager would go near that gaff is for the money. That’s (not at all) coincidentally the same only reason why a top player would go near them.

and it’s why they’re fucked for the foreseeable.

drink it in etc etc
 
I was momentarily tempted by the prospect of the De Bruyne's crosses flying at pace aimed at their current striker's head. He is destroying their season, as his incoming would have destroyed City's.
 
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