United Thread - 2021/22

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mat said:
This is an appeal on behalf of MUFC:

Rashy plays for us in between feeding the poor of Stretford. By donating £79.99 you can make him happy by increasing his tax avoidance scheme.
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Fack orf. I'm going to pay £29.04 to a homeless charidee where some of the money goes towards buying a cardboard box for ' little Jimmy ' and the rest pays for the directors Mercs.
 
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Brightwell’s left peg said:
I’m not sure there’s a space/shape in Geometry that has as many bottoms and corners as the one the rags are seemingly occupying? Any Mathematicians on here that can help?
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Can't be bothered googling it but what's that optical illusion picture called of the never ending staircase that turns various corners before ending up back where it starts?
 
mat said:
Rags: Would you like to sign (****)?

Buying Club: Sure.

Rags: He expects to have his wage of 300k a week maintained.

*Phone goes dead*
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This is probably the closest thing to the truth. Who would buy they players? Maybe a loan with United paying half the wages fir the duration. Its hoping wipe their team amortisation completely, players will he worthless. Great times
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Order you say?

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"The football committee has passed a resolution...."

It's quite appropropiate that, as Newton Heath were formed by railwaymen and united are a comedy club.
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Ironically, I'm the owner of that cap. It's a long story but true.
 
getting rid of the managers has been RAGS cheapest option, reality is they need another £500m + to rebuild the squad with a manager who sets the agenda, not the players and the clubs PR/Media machine

this will never happen under the Glazers regime. another £11m of dividends leaving the club this month.
 
rowarta said:
getting rid of the managers has been RAGS cheapest option, reality is they need another £500m + to rebuild the squad with a manager who sets the agenda, not the players and the clubs PR/Media machine

this will never happen under the Glazers regime. another £11m of dividends leaving the club this month.
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It seems like the ideal business / cash cow, those guys have got it sorted.
 
bobbyowenquiff said:
Oh dear. That means at least 998 million of their fans didn't bother getting an official shirt (other than the snide ones). Apparently they now have 1.1 billion fans. Their official website is just a fake news platform.

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How the fuck are Liverpool selling so many?
 
Brightwell Bros. said:
From the sounds of things half the squad, on crazily lucrative deals, want out. There is a Maguire Vs Ronaldo clique rivalry in the dressing room. And that general atmosphere is as bad as it was under Mourinho, and that is for a manager who has only been there a month and everyone knows won't be around beyond the summer and who the players had to Google when they found out he was coming in. They think they've hit rock bottom, but they might be about to find out, as City, Sunderland, Derby, Bolton and a lot of other clubs besides have found out, there always another bottom below the one you are on and the worst thing you can is assume that things can only get better.
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Oh, not heard of a Maguire v Ronaldo clique face off......West Side Story.....
 
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