United Thread - 2021/22

[Inter Me Nan]

Where’s your nodding and smiling on social media now, Rio?

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

The FA have to get involved here.

Reminds me of how Keane described in his book what he was going to do to Alfie Harland before he went out and actually did it.
Pair of cunts but not the only ones at the Swamp

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Reminds me of how Keane described in his book what he was going to do to Alfie Harland before he went out and actually did it.
Pair of cunts but not the only ones at the Swamp

When Alfie lay on the ground,Keane pointed in his face and shouted "I've waited 3 fuckin years for that you ****"

 

[yeah whatever !!]

What’s the opposite of turning a corner???

reversing round one

 

[bluesteve1964]

A lad that works for me got a season ticket at the swamp for the first time this season. He decided against going to the Boro cup game. He got an email from the club yesterday saying his season ticket is suspended for this weekends league game as he didn't go last Friday!! He is fuming, rang up and played hell with them but was told it is in the T and Cs. He doesn't get any money back even though he has paid for the ticket and they will re sell it. What a fucking despicable club. He is not renewing next season.

 

[Protein Junkie]

I had forgot they were even playing last night - how times change.
Anyway solid point at Burnley. Watford failed to win there on the weekend.
They are improving !

 

[Marvin]

Tonight: Spurs v Southampton
Thursday: Wolves v Arsenal

It would be a surprise if Spurs and Arsenal won. Until a 4th club gets some level of consistency then Utd are in with a shout of 4th. They are very fortunate this season the bar for 4th looks to be so low. A club that wins less than they draw and lose, and that has only just got a positive goal difference would not normally be competing for 4th That's what the Premier League is like this season. It's not sh't. It's ultra competitive so that a Southampton or Wolves are almost as good as Spurs, Arsenal and Man Utd.

The odds are that one of WHU, Spurs or Arsenal will pick up.

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

RIP to the Burnley fan, Mike Litoris, age 69.

 

[KentBlue]

All those years we were the laughing stock of football: Everything we did was added to our ever-growing catalogue of fuck-ups. Managerial appointments, signings, boardroom decisions and so on. We were ridiculed both on and off the pitch, in fact we were more like a long-running sitcom about a football club rather than actually being one. Written by Galton and Simpson and probably starring someone like Eric Sykes or Roy Hudd and called 'Keep Off That Maine Road.'

But now we are playing the best football ever seen in the Premier league, we are amassing trophies like they are running out of fashion, and we are breaking and creating new football records pretty much every season.
Meanwhile, over at that putrid, festering quagmire of pus they have players who don't want to be there, discontent within the dressing room, ego battles on and off the pitch and a debt so hideously vast that I'm sure I once saw Sir Edmund Hillary skilfully negotiating the treacherous north side of that towering pile of IOU's.
They've got that preening, poncing ballerina-in-boots, and they are paying him a million pounds a fortnight to sulk and storm off the pitch in a tantrum when things don't go his way, and they have an alcoholic octogenarian overseeing things despite having retired years and years ago.

If Carlsberg made sitcoms about football...

 

[Akira]

Where’s your nodding and smiling on social media now, Rio?

Gigantic attention seeker in love with himself. Everything about him screams 'look at me!'. Bet he'd marry himself before his wife if he could.

Remember a few matches back he was subbed off, but he stood at the edge of the pitch spectating the match instead of walking to bench like everybody else. After awhile, he randomly started darting off to the tunnel like he had to take a huge shit. The camera was on him for the most part, he got what he wanted.

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

Does Pep need to stop leading us up the garden path?

He wanted Fred and we got him and he's been ok but not a revelation Wanted Sánchez and he was a huge mistake Wanted Maguire and he's been massively disappointing Wanted Ronaldo and he's been tepid except for the Champions League Is Pep doing this on purpose? As a troll I rate him but as...

www.redcafe.net

The cat's out of the bag.

How pep /city have made them buy all the crap players they have. Heehee

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Shay Given on talksport now. Asked what’s wrong at United:

I don’t know. I do know I work at city for city tv and everything there is unbelievable. From the top to the academy they can’t do enough for the players and staff.

Then a few words about united. Go on Shay lad! Stick the boot in at every opportunity.

 

[lefty goldblatt]

What’s the opposite of turning a corner???

 

[Bonzo Nododo]

When Alfie lay on the ground,Keane pointed in his face and shouted "I've waited 3 fuckin years for that you ****"

The reaction by the City players was disappointing to say the least. It certainly got a lively response in the pub in Wilmslow.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

The reaction by the City players was disappointing to say the least. It certainly got a lively response in the pub in Wilmslow.

I only know what he said because I know a rag player who was near Keane when he shouted it.....some of them were actually quite shocked.

 

[Keeper!]

 

[Keeper!]

 

[Blue Mist]

When Alfie lay on the ground,Keane pointed in his face and shouted "I've waited 3 fuckin years for that you ****"

And yet people still say keane is a great pundit/bloke/manager.

The man is the highest grade wanker there is.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It warms the cockles of my heart knowing that Festering shithole is now home
to such dross, and that Manchester City are the moon and stars above them.
A disjointed rabble now behind City in the earnings table.
After the shit times we've had, this feature, and our unbelievable playing style,
must boil their piss in that boardroom, and it's fucking great.

 

[goalmole]

My son went on a corporate jolly on Friday to the swamp as a guest of a Utd high up. Sat in the directors box two rows behind Rednose.
At the end no body moved until the piss scan himself rose and left the directors box.
Like the fucking Queen!

I hope he lolled at the end when Middlesbrough won.