United Thread - 2021/22

[Blue Mist]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

And ?

 

[mat]

OliVar and Atwell on VAR for the Derby.

Fuck me...

 

[Winchester]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

Dear God
That's on a par with Nick Nack Paddy Whack

 

[jimharri]

yep he is full on hahaha
he's got Irish blood so maybe that's where the scouse sounds comes from hahahaha

he's ok and harmless until it comes to united then his eyes roll into the back of his head

Those bloody Irish!

 

[hertsblue]

OliVar and Atwell on VAR for the Derby.

Fuck me...

So obvious we would get a Rag in charge. Be the usual biased performance from him, getting in our passing lanes, every touch on a rag is a free kick, nothing given our way, Pep just needs to remind the players not to play to Oliver’s tactics. On another note why is England on Var again for Dippers again,about the 5th time in the last month or so, of course no questions why he is appointed so often on their games.

 

[LongsightM13]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

Delete this shit ffs

 

[LongsightM13]

yep he is full on hahaha
he's got Irish blood so maybe that's where the scouse sounds comes from hahahaha

he's ok and harmless until it comes to united then his eyes roll into the back of his head

Wtf?

 

[mat]

Ronaldo is a wanker

Shaw looks like a tanker

Bruno falls down anywhere


Horse spunk caused your failure

Glazers are your saviours

We are laughing everywhere

Woa - oh...

 

[Blue Mist]

Delete this shit ffs

That's why I posted 'and'
We even got the full lyrics !!!

Weird

 

[LongsightM13]

That's why I posted 'and'
We even got the full lyrics !!!

Weird

In a fucking derby week no less

 

[Bluesince1979]

That would be the canine's testes. However, I'll be more than happy with a scare-free 2 or 3 goal win.

1-0 og would do if im honest

 

[117 M34]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

They mustn't have been able to fit anthony elanga into a nursery rhyme

 

[blue b4 the moon]

ive got a feeling in my ball bag that we are gonna see a 5/6 niller to the blues

Rub those balls like you did in September 2008.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

SCUM

 

[blue b4 the moon]

A win for us on Sunday would be as bigger loss for them chasing a top 4 spot as 3 points for us towards the title.

Come on City, let's fucking do this & twat the scum this weekend.

 

[deegee33]

ive got a feeling in my ball bag that we are gonna see a 5/6 niller to the blues

Keep your ball bag warm and coddled and content until Monday. Thank you.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Has their been a Manchester derby just recently

 

[moggymoz]

Utd have a new song



Rhythm is a dancer
Anthony Elanga
Try and stop him if you dare
Comes from Scandinavia
He’s United Saviour
Scoring goals from everywhere
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa oh you should see him in the air
Woa-oh it’s Elanga
Woa-oh, o-oh, o-oh

Can someone please explain to me why this has been posted on a City Forum, cheers.

 

[superwatsonwatson]

It’s been posted in the utd thread,to be fair.

 

[supercity88]

A win for us on Sunday would be as bigger loss for them chasing a top 4 spot as 3 points for us towards the title.

Come on City, let's fucking do this & twat the scum this weekend.

Another opportunity for us to show the gulf in class. We chucked away the 2-0 lead to wrap up the title against them, which was gutting but ultimately not that important. This is a chance to really damage their top 4 chances which will help them decline further. We need the points for obvious reasons but there is an extra incentive and Pep needs to educate the bastards once again.

The away derby was a piece of piss but about time we did them over at our place too.