United (H) - Post Match Thread

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Best 2nd half all season!

United embarrassing.

Grealish was absolutely outstanding. What a player.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

I think all of our teams have had convincing wins vs Utd recently including a couple of 4-1 and a 5-1 yesterday by the u18s.
All round job well done…..said with a smug grin.

 

[SamBlue]

MOTD2 highlights, some of Foden's play is just scary, him and Bernardo like bullets flying all over the pitch.

 

[mike1923]

That was the most one sided derby (second half) I’ve ever seen. I thought we took the piss at Old Trafford this season, but did they even touch the ball in the second half? Fucking peasants. Bringing on Rashford and Lingard hahhahaha they brought out a pair of cauliflowers to stop a nuclear weapon

 

[TheThirdDeano]

You love to see it

 

[Eoiyflem]

Can you die from laughing???

 

[Elbow beards]

That was the most one sided derby (second half) I’ve ever seen. I thought we took the piss at Old Trafford this season, but did they even touch the ball in the second half? Fucking peasants. Bringing on Rashford and Lingard hahhahaha they brought out a pair of cauliflowers to stop a nuclear weapon

Shit I better dismantle my cauliflower bomb shelter I've just built.

 

[Vienna_70]

We all know how Pep works, score 2, off you come. Did it regularly with Aguero. ;-))

Mrs Vienna said that Kevin pointed to his ankle as he came off, so maybe he took a knock.

 

[chaddblue]

Ha ha ha. I’ve had one rag who’s normally quite rational and never says anything biting back big time tonight and crying like a toddler. My days work is complete lol

 

[Vienna_70]

Just seen the Foden penalty incident again, I’m in shock or maybe not as it’s Oliver, but how on god’s earth he decided to give them the free kick he should be made to explain what he thought he saw. There was nothing that could be seen as being a foul by Phil, fucking bent ****.

Oliver was fucking atrocious today.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Can you die from laughing???

Not according to Micah Richards.

 

[Grealish’s Shinpads]

They were overdue a beating. Made the 8 hour round trip worth it!

 

[knuckles]

Oliver was fucking atrocious today.

He is always atrocious, and very very dodgy when he can get away with it

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Shit I better dismantle my cauliflower bomb shelter I've just built.

Watch out for mushroom clouds!

 

[Northblue]

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Oliver was a fucking disgrace. He let them lot kick us up and down the pitch without saying a word.

 

[horlock_was_super]

So today, in Tenerife started:
Breakfast -stupid fucking brummie in rag away shirt, clocking my City t-shirt “bet ewes ahr dreading today loik.” Me: What? Stupid twat says it again. Me: Sorry mate I can’t understand you. What part of Manchester are you from? I am from Blackley do you know it? He pissed off then.
Brekkers done and some sunshine to be had.
Next thing absolute barm pot from Sunderland rocks up with his missus and starts chatting. Loves City, his second team and I of course reciprocate that a lot of Blues have a soft spot for the Mackems.
His missus and mine start chatting and get on like a house on fire and said Mackem barmpot, called Ian, is prattling away like a good in in my direction and most of the time I can’t understand a thing he says! We’re stopping half board they’re all inclusive. You know the rest.
By kick off I was 3.5 sheets to the wind, I found a bar which was full of Leeds fans, who were alright to be honest and did want City to win. I nursed a pint and then had a couple of waters. Managed to get back to some kind of sobriety in time for our evening meal and got back to the room in one piece.
Wife’s birthday tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, so trying to properly sober up now so no hangover in the morning. God, I hope Ian isn’t around!!!!!

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Just got in and not read any of the thread yet but that was the easiest derby I can remember. Second half we totally dominated them. There was no fight from the rags at all. Men against boys.

The atmosphere was good in the ground today I thought. Especially the last 20 mins.

Always a joy to smash the rags and that was an embarrassment for them today.

 

[trumpton]

As match of the day pointed out, 79% possession second half, and a 15 minute spell in the second half where we had 97% possession.

Wow! Unbelievable!

 

[Katsunari Takayama]

Oh man that was right up there with some of the best games ever. What a team, what a day out, thank you City