United (H) - Post Match Thread

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

So today, in Tenerife started:
Breakfast -stupid fucking brummie in rag away shirt, clocking my City t-shirt “bet ewes ahr dreading today loik.” Me: What? Stupid twat says it again. Me: Sorry mate I can’t understand you. What part of Manchester are you from? I am from Blackley do you know it? He pissed off then.
Brekkers done and some sunshine to be had.
Next thing absolute barm pot from Sunderland rocks up with his missus and starts chatting. Loves City, his second team and I of course reciprocate that a lot of Blues have a soft spot for the Mackems.
His missus and mine start chatting and get on like a house on fire and said Mackem barmpot, called Ian, is prattling away like a good in in my direction and most of the time I can’t understand a thing he says! We’re stopping half board they’re all inclusive. You know the rest.
By kick off I was 3.5 sheets to the wind, I found a bar which was full of Leeds fans, who were alright to be honest and did want City to win. I nursed a pint and then had a couple of waters. Managed to get back to some kind of sobriety in time for our evening meal and got back to the room in one piece.
Wife’s birthday tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, so trying to properly sober up now so no hangover in the morning. God, I hope Ian isn’t around!!!!!

Minge

 

[The perfect fumble]

Love this posted in reply......

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They were overdue a beating. Made the 8 hour round trip worth it!

Salford to the Etihad via Greece.

 

[Elbow beards]

Anyone know when that 92% possession was? Was it last 15 mins?

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Derby wins are always sweet , but when you get a double whammy and you piss off the Rags and Dippers together , it is heaven , one more possible banana skin down and ten to go , and we've done it many times before.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Watched the game sober with the Tampa Bay Blues and the very quiet Tampa Bay rags and then did a 4 hour shift and just got in.... missed the game on MOTD as the Arsenal game just started.
Absolutely buzzing.... on the beers now.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

So today, in Tenerife started:
Breakfast -stupid fucking brummie in rag away shirt, clocking my City t-shirt “bet ewes ahr dreading today loik.” Me: What? Stupid twat says it again. Me: Sorry mate I can’t understand you. What part of Manchester are you from? I am from Blackley do you know it? He pissed off then.
Brekkers done and some sunshine to be had.
Next thing absolute barm pot from Sunderland rocks up with his missus and starts chatting. Loves City, his second team and I of course reciprocate that a lot of Blues have a soft spot for the Mackems.
His missus and mine start chatting and get on like a house on fire and said Mackem barmpot, called Ian, is prattling away like a good in in my direction and most of the time I can’t understand a thing he says! We’re stopping half board they’re all inclusive. You know the rest.
By kick off I was 3.5 sheets to the wind, I found a bar which was full of Leeds fans, who were alright to be honest and did want City to win. I nursed a pint and then had a couple of waters. Managed to get back to some kind of sobriety in time for our evening meal and got back to the room in one piece.
Wife’s birthday tomorrow, that’s why we’re here, so trying to properly sober up now so no hangover in the morning. God, I hope Ian isn’t around!!!!!

Its a hard life. Watching City smash Man Yoo and having to dodge free beer tomorrow. A dunk in the pool is a great cure for a hangover....tomorrow morning..not tonight.

 

[Franny 1234]

Anyone know when that 92% possession was? Was it last 15 mins?

Yes

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Watched the game sober with the Tampa Bay Blues and the very quiet Tampa Bay rags and then did a 4 hour shift and just got in.... missed the game on MOTD as the Arsenal game just started.
Absolutely buzzing.... on the beers now.
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What you doing to the creeped out guy in front of you?

 

[Petetheblu]

Brilliant match, first half okay, but the 2nd half was fantastic.

Proud to be a blue.

 

[Keepingthefaithsince1976]

Anyone know when that 92% possession was? Was it last 15 mins?

Think it was after the 3rd goal.

 

[Vienna_70]

Good old Nigel!

 

[remember arthur mann]

Oh yes, Tyson Fury.

 

[ysmsa]

Fuck em, the fucking horrible rag bastards. Been at the game today and spent a glorious couple of hours in SS1 reminding the fucking wanker red cunts that they're from London and the home counties and they've no place in this City. CTID.

Too true, the local ones actually visit a ground when they don't have tickets just to try and cause shit, fucking Wankers absolute fucking sad **** wankers.

No wonder they can't even get rid of shitty fucking owners. They are absolutely fucking pathetic, what a joke

Who the fuck would support man United?

 

[goatinho]

would have loved cancelos volley to go in today

 

[Stevieatlasblue]

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Correct, that little section of their away end was empty all game. Can’t even sell out the away end in a derby, they should never have the cheek to talk to us about empty seats ever again.

All dressed in black for their funeral. Wankers

 

[Vienna_70]

Watched the game sober with the Tampa Bay Blues and the very quiet Tampa Bay rags and then did a 4 hour shift and just got in.... missed the game on MOTD as the Arsenal game just started.
Absolutely buzzing.... on the beers now.
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Is that you, third right, in the front row?

 

[fitzy blue]

Not seen it apart from my seat in EL3, looked blatant, is it online anywhere?

Not for the first time we've had a good shout for a penalty and its neither shown on tv or mentioned in the papers.
No conspiracy though.

 

[chesterbells]

would have loved cancelos volley to go in today

Yes, esp to wipe away the memory of that Rooney horror shinner.

And would’ve loved Phil to have finished by scoring with his shot that ended up new being KDB’s second. Would’ve been forever compared to Gazza’s wouldn’t it?

 

[Chi-town blues]

Bernie and kdb working on same frequency ripped the rags to bits and pieces.What an absolutely intelligent players .
Free roaming bernie is lethal.