Erling Haaland

[The Pandorica Opened]

I love you all, and it's very much full homo.

Danke shun.

 

[manimanc]

Speak of the devil…he’s reiterated that nothing’s done yet.

How can it be in it's final stages but nothing decided yet?
Doesn't add up.

 

[jimharri]

How can it be in it's final stages but nothing decided yet?
Doesn't add up.

He's also tweeted this....



A couple of days ago, he said it wasn't going to happen. Now he's saying that Uwe is on the case. He doesn't know whether it's a shit or a shave he wants.

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

If he turns up he turns up,if he doesn’t he doesn’t

 

[Mayor West]

Drop the derogatory gay references,dick head.

I swear you used to be a mod

 

[14aguero]

If he turns up he turns up,if he doesn’t he doesn’t

This circus is actually good for the nerves. Better than obsessing over the slog that will last for three more months. Like reading a techno-thriller novel of the 80's, which made nuclear annihilation to appear not at all dreadful.

 

[Deleted member 87819]

The only downside to getting Haaland would be that bloke suddenly having an opinion on everything City do and seeming ITK

The new Jose Alvarez

 

[Gibbies92]

A few Spanish media outlets now saying it’s 50/50 between RM and city for Haaland is this to be expected or my worries justified ? I know Jack is a good source for city but since friday it’s starting swinging back towards Real. Could just be me being paranoid as I’m desperate to see Haaland at city.

 

[samuelyeboah]

A few Spanish media outlets now saying it’s 50/50 between RM and city for Haaland is this to be expected or my worries justified ? I know Jack is a good source for city but since friday it’s starting swinging back towards Real. Could just be me being paranoid as I’m desperate to see Haaland at city.

i advise you to buckle up. lots of bullshit gonna come out next few months

If it calms you down all the sources who are now saying "no no, it's haaland's dream to go to madrid and they are leading" are considered unreliable there (asked a few madrid fan friends).

 

[Sentinel]

“No homo” How old are you, 12?

I don't understand why I triggered so many people? 'No homo' as in a non-homosexual way, what's the problem?

 

[14aguero]

I don't understand why I triggered so many people? 'No homo' as in a non-homosexual way, what's the problem?

I would urge you to repeat the phrase to a collegue at work. You will get an email shortly after.

 

[Sentinel]

Drop the derogatory gay references,dick head.

Derogatory? Can't tell if sarcasm or not lol.

 

[Sentinel]

A few Spanish media outlets now saying it’s 50/50 between RM and city for Haaland is this to be expected or my worries justified ? I know Jack is a good source for city but since friday it’s starting swinging back towards Real. Could just be me being paranoid as I’m desperate to see Haaland at city.

We're all paranoid mate.. this Madrid PR machine man..

 

[Sentinel]

I would urge you to repeat the phrase to a collegue at work. You will get an email shortly after.

I literally did and everyone understood my message, unlike here.. Jeez.

 

[14aguero]

I literally did and everyone understood my message, unlike here.. Jeez.

Good for you, then. Use it at your leisure, please.

 

[The Pandorica Opened]

I don't understand why I triggered so many people? 'No homo' as in a non-homosexual way, what's the problem?

It's just funny that you're over the age of fourteen and actually say things like no homo and triggered lol

 

[Sentinel]

Fartoft trying to water down everything City-related again, what a clown.

 

[Gumzy97]

Fartoft trying to water down everything City-related again, what a clown.

If Haaland signs Fartoft is going to be so annoying when it comes to city news

 

[Deleted member 87819]

A few Spanish media outlets now saying it’s 50/50 between RM and city for Haaland is this to be expected or my worries justified ? I know Jack is a good source for city but since friday it’s starting swinging back towards Real. Could just be me being paranoid as I’m desperate to see Haaland at city.

They need the story to stay alive for commercial reasons. The 50/50 narrative is transparent on the goal to make it a soap opera. Ignore it

 

[Kinkladze's crazy skills]

I just want to say that I love all of you guys (no homo)
We City fans are defo a different gravy.. CTID

Drop the derogatory gay references,dick head.

Hey, hey, hey... Loosen up, maybe it's moonchester in codeword... Remember he's no homo unlike all of us homosapiens