Barcon
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I didn’t
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Stupid little things that bug you
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citizen_maine
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don't have a cob onDon't include me in the 'thick fucks' category. I got it I'll have you know!
Yeh you say that now but....we know.Don't include me in the 'thick fucks' category. I got it I'll have you know!
Fuck offYou can get both duck and duct tape but if you want to tape seams in duct, you want metal tape.
Edit: hang on are you the one I like ? I wish I could remember.
1961_vintage
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It's a sick swan.why are they inside a swan in the first place?
Tuearts right boot
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So what is the difference between 'duck' tape and 'duct' tape then ??You can get both duck and duct tape but if you want to tape seams in duct, you want metal tape.
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k and tSo what is the difference between 'duck' tape and 'duct' tape then ??
Nellies left peg
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It's his cygneture jokeOh, oh very clever. Love it.
The rest of the thick fucks on here won't get it but I did.
Oh we are now going very high brow in our jokes, love it.It's his cygneture joke
I'd reply but I'm mute
TheBlueDune
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It's just swan joke after anotherOh we are now going very high brow in our jokes, love it.
I'd reply but I'm mute
Barcon
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Fuck all. Both used by rednecks to mend things.So what is the difference between 'duck' tape and 'duct' tape then ??
Grassland Blue
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Some are getting a bit sick of them now I bet...It's just swan joke after another
Cellarite
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I did. But then I’ve got my bike outside.Oh, oh very clever. Love it.
The rest of the thick fucks on here won't get it but I did.
Kippaxpete
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Ha, saw what you did there!don't have a cob on
Kippaxpete
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Favourite swan joke:Oh we are now going very high brow in our jokes, love it.
I'd reply but I'm mute
Swan walks into a chemist and asks for some lip salve. Chemist asks "are you going to pay cash?". Swan replies, "no, put it on my bill".
Grassland Blue
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The little foil packets of sauce/milk that, when you open them, the contents go everywhere except where you want them to go.
(And then there's the ones which defy all attempts to open them and make you look like a bit of a weakling.)
(And then there's the ones which defy all attempts to open them and make you look like a bit of a weakling.)
Now that is good...... or maybe its me whose just childish.Favourite swan joke:
Swan walks into a chemist and asks for some lip salve. Chemist asks "are you going to pay cash?". Swan replies, "no, put it on my bill".
Dad there's a man at the door with a bill.
Don't be daft son, it's a duck with a hat on.
give it to gordon
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I like my pickled onions and buy them from farm foods store. But I cant get the lid of without putting the lid under the hot tap and tapping it with a knife to loosen it. Bloody ridicules
JRockBlues
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I usuall call him The Annoying Acronym if I have to refer to him at all.Talksport pundits who call TAA just Trent like they all know him personally…