United Thread - 2021/22

[grandsolo]

haven't verified this but heard that ManU has 4 of the top 5 highest paid players in the prem, 5 of the top 10 and 10 of the top 30

Proof that money does not guarantee success, which is what they told us in 2008, but sometime after 2012, the narrative changed to you can only win with money.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

The new manager will arrive and as night follows day his early optimism will be replaced by an exit strategy because of all of the prima donnas at that club.

Can't wait :)

It's as if they aren't allowed to look at any other media and get completely sold on the prospectus alone.

'Come join us all for fun, fun, fun everyday at Putlins Happy Gula Holiday Homes'

And reality only hits once they arrive.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

What a shithouse



Also this. YCMIU :)

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That was identical, same place even, as one beckham pulled out of in a World Cup game - led directly to a goal and England going out.

 

[freshie]

That was identical, same place even, as one beckham pulled out of in a World Cup game - led directly to a goal and England going out.

The utd way

 

[Beanhead]

Who is that in the photo?

Gabrial Obertan.. a rather obscure signing!

 

[The Black Shed]

Mclaren now being linked as number 2 - dear oh dear!

Where's the 'God wills it' gif?

 

[citymad]

He speaks fluent dutch

What a tool! What the hell was he thinking ? Probably,” if I talk like this will I get her in bed tonight.” Would love to hear what he says about it now ?

 

[laplandblue]

Gabrial Obertan.. a rather obscure signing!

Thanks.

 

[fitzy blue]

Mclaren now being linked as number 2 - dear oh dear!

Sounds good, Mclaren teaming up with the Red Bull and hopefully race off into oblivion.

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[mac]

He speaks fluent dutch

Uncle Albert can speak German.

 

[porkchopsaplenty]

Uncle Albert can speak German.

Vot iz your name...
Ha ha

 

[TonyM]

He speaks fluent dutch

That is how you say very ehhhh cringy?|?|

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

What a tool! What the hell was he thinking ? Probably,” if I talk like this will I get her in bed tonight.” Would love to hear what he says about it now ?

It’s strange but I think it is just an automatic thing when you are based full time in a foreign country and talking with people who speak English as their second language.

He is trying to speak in a way to be more easily understood, don't think he needed to do that it that interview bit looks like he was doing it in all press interviews.

 

[roman totale]

McClaren in for another ‘destroy and exit’? I do hope so.
(Apologies to those who don’t listen to Athletico Mince)

 

[Nellies left peg]

The rags are apparently having an upgrade to their training facilities according to Sky which includes a games room. What a difference that will make lol.

 

[Nellies left peg]

It’s strange but I think it is just an automatic thing when you are based full time in a foreign country and talking with people who speak English as their second language.

He is trying to speak in a way to be more easily understood, don't think he needed to do that it that interview bit looks like he was doing it in all press interviews.

Not to normal people. The bloke is a tool of the highest order. If you want to be understood speak the native language not bollocks

 

[skiddypants]

The wally with the brolly!
This guy is a cock, loves himself.
Bring him back to old scaffold.

 

[Akira]

The rags are apparently having an upgrade to their training facilities according to Sky which includes a games room. What a difference that will make lol.

Well, Phil Jones certainly needs something to do while the lads are training.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Not to normal people. The bloke is a tool of the highest order. If you want to be understood speak the native language not bollocks

Most Dutch people speak English so it's not necessary, but they wouldn't have learnt it from someone with the same accent as Steve.

It isn't pretending to speak Dutch it's just speaking slower and clearly so he is understood, if it isn't your first language then you might miss words pronounced differently than how you expect them to be.