United Thread - 2021/22

[deegee33]

With all due and considerable respect to @gordondaviesmoustache , after tonight the rags could be 8th. Congratulations GDM after many moons our collective prayers have been answered. 8th. Eighth!!!!!

 

[edinburgh123]

Just reading that piss can earns £235,000 a week for 20 days a year as scum ambassador …

I wonder how Mike Summerbee feels about that?
Mind you for £235,000 per week he would have to sit through 90 mins of utter shit every week. I am sure Summerbee wouldn't swap

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

DT this morning are reporting that the new guy will be given a sum equivalent to the Russian assets frozen across western banks to buy new stock! Funny thing is I'm led to believe that they are attempting to 'buy' their way to a title, but I'm more surprised that they seem to have jettisoned the graduates of their world-famous and world-envied conveyor belt of talent from their academy. Have the likes of Macheda and Januszaj dried up?

 

[LongsightM13]

He’s “The Godfather,” remember…

 

[hertsblue]

Just reading that piss can earns £235,000 a week for 20 days a year as scum ambassador …

Thats their official title but really he is still there running the club and managing the team behind the scenes which is why they are in the mess they are in as totally undermines any manager. I have no doubt they brought him back in just before that run to get into the CL where they got too many incorrect decisions and penalties go their way.
Long may it continue

 

[hertsblue]

Diego Simeone left the Etihad without a single fan issue. Compare and contrast that to how he left the rag pitch and yet I still havent heard anything from Uefa. Years ago we threw paper planes and were punished, they threw bottles and nothing is said.

Mind you, I am not suprised

Yep, quick to charge them from our game but nothings from the disgusting scenes at their game. But swept under the carpet like the postponed DIppers game

 

[LongsightM13]

Happy Phil Jones day everyone.

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Nine years ago today and they’re STILL paying him £75,000 a week, with another year to go on his contract. What a time to be alive

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

My mate called him Eric Tent Peg the other day & now I cant even remember his proper name :-)

That's good, as he'll be holding up a fragile structure.

 

[Blue Mist]

I am looking at the Premier league table, I can see we are top but for the life of me I can't see the Rags, can some one help please ?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

I am looking at the Premier league table, I can see we are top but for the life of me I can't see the Rags, can some one help please ?

Wherever they are in the table the BBC will put a little line under them just to make it look like they are still relevant.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

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It's the hope that kills you...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Happy Phil Jones day everyone.

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Seconded and tributed. I'm sure you can all do much better...

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Just like in Star Wars the real root of the evil is Emperor Palpatine.

While he is still there exerting his force it’s all gravy.

Is it too much to hope that he's cloned his embittered self to continue the haunting in the event that his current physical form dies away?

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

And yes, maybe I am on a bit of one tonight.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Seconded and tributed. I'm sure you can all do much better...
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Good effort.

 

[ancoats]

I am looking at the Premier league table, I can see we are top but for the life of me I can't see the Rags, can some one help please ?

matey you have to open the paper from the back page and on the inside they are there

 

[LongsightM13]

Is it too much to hope that he's cloned his embittered self to continue the haunting in the event that his current physical form dies away?

I hope he lives until he’s 100 to witness the full shitshow

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Can we have a Shaw and Maguire defending masterclass tomorrow please?

 

[jazzy]

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Belter in footy gossip. Borussia Dortmund's 21-year-old Norway striker Erling Braut Haaland fears Manchester United would not be able to match his ambitions on the pitch as he considers his next move. (ESPN)
’Fears’ ??? Like he would have any intention of joining the rags. Better word would have been ’knows.’