Erling Haaland

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Just noticed on the Keegan tweet that Grimes account has replied 4 hours ago retweeting a link to a story the Dortmund Chief denies we have agreed a deal. Looks like she's opted to go down with the ship on this one.
 
No need to get carried away, Keegan is a chancer, using a window of opportunity and the balance of probabilities, as the buyout clause deadline approaches.

If anyone now writes City have triggered the clause, then that's because they have and that's the only story to break.

Everything else is just fluff, as this deal has been done for months.


Ya it's on skysports now
 
No need to get carried away, Keegan is a chancer, using a window of opportunity and the balance of probabilities, as the buyout clause deadline approaches.

If anyone now writes City have triggered the clause, then that's because they have and that's the only story to break.

Everything else is just fluff, as this deal has been done for months.
He does say we will activate the release clause next week, chancer or not that's an actual fucking time for once. We'll see what happens
 
How much do we reckon he'll be on ?
The figures in the media are huge, although the relatively low transfer fee helps a lot
 
What a fantastic mornin to wake up,its even on skysports now,cant wait to give it out to a few of them silly reds today,have a good day blues,skippin to work today ha
 
As I posted on Friday , the leaks in the media are likely to be everywhere this coming week .. the leaks are from the dortmund side , city wanted to keep it quiet but understand it’s almost impossible to keep a deal so big like this to not get leaked, especially with social media these days. Don’t believe the rubbish about 500k a week , he will be a top earner no doubt but that’s just us being clever , we never replaced torres or aguero which will pay him , oh and also we never replaced silva , with Fernandinho , Mendy leaving and more I’m lead to believe , there’s plenty of money in the kitty .. expect a big summer ahead .
 
How much do we reckon he'll be on ?
The figures in the media are huge, although the relatively low transfer fee helps a lot
It'll be something along the lines of:

£67m release clause (?)
£900,000 a week wages, all tax free (but £500k a week hidden behind some dodgy accounting practices)
£125m to his agent
£3m for a driver
£8m goal bonus
£15m boot deal that we'll actually pay for via a dodgy slush fund run by a crown prince
£25m TK Maxx sponsorship deal that is paid for via Etihad airlines, or some other company directly owned by the Royal family

All will be revealed by an article in Der Speigel.

Oh, and in a two page spread there will be an article on why he actually wanted to go to Real Madrid but the deal fell through due to us having dodgy finance deals in place that meant the world's biggest club couldn't afford him due to dirty oil money. Oh, and Ronaldo signed an extension to his contract at the Rags meaning they didn't need him....
 
No need to get carried away, Keegan is a chancer, using a window of opportunity and the balance of probabilities, as the buyout clause deadline approaches.

If anyone now writes City have triggered the clause, then that's because they have and that's the only story to break.

Everything else is just fluff, as this deal has been done for months.
Who needs Christmas and birthdays when we have Tolmies Hairdo?
 
No need to get carried away, Keegan is a chancer, using a window of opportunity and the balance of probabilities, as the buyout clause deadline approaches.

If anyone now writes City have triggered the clause, then that's because they have and that's the only story to break.

Everything else is just fluff, as this deal has been done for months.
You're indirectly saying it's gif time aren't you!


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An LFC mate who’s clearly getting salty about this move already:

“It isn’t actually mate. And if you were on the receiving end you’d fucking hate it. How we are competing and knocking you out of competitions under the circumstances is nothing short of incredible”
 
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