You know you're a blue when........

When you don’t mention it’s nine seasons to any rag mates you that they’ve failed to finish above us … it’s just the norm now.
 
When you get up and leave 10mins before the end of a game because your other half has ordered you to get home in time for dinner.
 
You wanted to twat Helen with that bell
Gave daft Donald 20p instead of 10
Been on finglands coaches
Told the fucker with the end is nigh sign to fuck off
Bought a pink final straight after the game at Maine road
Wanted Swales out franny in then rioted to get franny out
walked through the kippax toilets with the hem of your jeans full of piss
And are still here today like the invisible man
 
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When you can still remember with mixed emotions of leaving the main stand at Maine Road. Squeezing your Dad’s hand as tightly as you can and shuffling through those hugh doors. Him reassuring you by saying “just go with the crowd and stick next to me”. The realisation that you will need to brave the ‘toilet’ before getting on the coach. He goes in one, you in the other, will he still be there when you come out! Crowds, shiny cobbles, stinky toilets, coaches with engines running, night matches, floodlights on …. loved it all. Come on City tonight!
 

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