Erling Haaland

[Rammy Blue]

Just want city to announce this now. We've been waiting over a year for this now. That useless old codger Kane almost fecked this up but it's looking like it's all coming good now thankfully

Thank the lord for that **** Levy!

 

[Deleted member 87819]

I think this every time I see that clip, but between the size of him and the ferocity he hits the ball, it looks like its a childrens ball. I can't wait.

Playing against a Tuchel team in the video

 

[Rammy Blue]

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In other news, water is widely considered to be wet

Water isn’t wet.

 

[The blue phantom]

Media will be working hard to try and frame this as not just a £60 Million + signing. It will be £200 Millon Erling Deal.

 

[Shaelumstash]

Water isn’t wet.

 

[Ghost of 76]

If there is any truth in the expectation that this could get announced this week, there isn't really any good time to let it happen. Now through to Wednesday, too close to the wolves game and a distraction where Pep has to deflect. After Wednesday, too close to the west ham game and same distraction. Next week seems more sensible with a whole week before we play villa, and enough there with the last game of the season to put focus on in press conferences.

Why would it be a distraction? I think it will give the whole club a lift to know that a world class goal scorer is en route, especially the players who have been creating all the chances that keep going a begging.

 

[VinceYoungisaBLUE]

Would this be the highest profile signing we've ever made?

I was thinking about this when I woke up and saw the Sky news thing...

I guess it would be between him, Robinho, and Aguero?

 

[Gordyola]

The thought of Haaland being there to get on the end of those passes our CB's put over the heads of defences and also Cancelo's crosses. Ooof. And that's before even thinking on how Kev will be with him. Imagine Foden and Jack taking it to the back line and actually having someone to cut it back across to

Bet Fred Done is paying out

 

[Dialog]

The sky reporter yesterday sighed and said “well City didn’t slip up” he look absolutely gutted. Goodness knows what they will be like when he signs.

Let there be CARNAGE!

 

[Gumzy97]

Wow.

 

[Fordyboy46]

If there is any truth in the expectation that this could get announced this week, there isn't really any good time to let it happen. Now through to Wednesday, too close to the wolves game and a distraction where Pep has to deflect. After Wednesday, too close to the west ham game and same distraction. Next week seems more sensible with a whole week before we play villa, and enough there with the last game of the season to put focus on in press conferences.

If we fuck up in one of these next away matches, then that will be the time for an announcement

 

[Manchester_City_Blue]

 

[Fordyboy46]

Would this be the highest profile signing we've ever made?

Would be the superstar signing that we've never made yet

 

[Damocles]

For an overrated mercenary with a painkiller addiction and a broken ankle who is going Madrid in two years, people sure are excited about this

 

[jrb]

United's new Chief Scout on Haaland to City via Red Cafe.

'So I’m glad he is not eating our (United's) whole budget'

 

[JamesMCFC]

 

[Coatigan]

Would this be the highest profile signing we've ever made?

Don't think so.

Young unproven player, that none of the big clubs wanted, with a dodgy injury record, troublesome character, and goals in the Mickey Mouse league. Let's not forget the odd dress sense too. Not exactly high profile that.

 

[Kippax Street 1880]

As some of you might know, I am not an expert on football tactics so please forgive me if it is a silly question but...

...does he track back?


JJ

No, he just stands upfront all game scoring loads of goals instead

 

[Mancity0303]

"tier 1" LOL

 

[Gordyola]

United's new Chief Scout on Haaland to City via Red Cafe.

'So I’m glad he is not eating our (United's) whole budget'

If they only have £64m then Eric TenRag has a mission impossible