Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Johnny Mars Bar]

When’s the video of him playing the piano singing the hahahahaaaaland song

 

[threespires]

 

[Dribble]

Sorted! :-)



Now let's get Pep's contract extended & Fernandinho's replacement in. I'd be ecstatic if we made a move for Aurélien Tchouaméni. He'd be a monster for us alongside Rodri as our CDM options.

We also need to consider if we're happy to roll with CJ Egan-Riley as one of our two Right Backs for next season, or if we need a more experienced acquisition.

I think we also need urgent confirmation of Bernardo's intentions, what Gundog intends to do in the final 12 months of his contract & the futures of Sterling & Jesus need to be resolved ASAP.

If Gundog decides to move on, we should go all out for FDJ, who's a younger version of Ilkay.

Hopefully we're done hiding our light behind our bushel so as not to attract UEFA/G14 FFP attention. Regardless of whether we don't spend, spend a little or spend a lot, they still keep coming for us, so fuck it! We may as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.

 

[N1985]

Yup, and it’s a clinical attempt to unsettle the klan

Exactly. Top level shithousery.

 

[bobmcfc]

Yup, and it’s a clinical attempt to unsettle the klan

And it's delicious

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Well if those “personal terms” don’t get agreed then Laporte is going to look like a fool huh! Haha

 

[OB1]

Oh no we didn't - fancy releasing this when there's an important PL fixture to be played tonight lol.
I smell piss boiling at Villa Park!!!

Nowt to do with that.

City will have activated the release clause so Dortmund have to inform the German Stock Exchange.

 

[RandolphMABlue]

Happy Birthday to me!!!!! Haaland and a bottle of Talisker, a birthday for the ages.

 

[Bluearmy]

£51m transfer fee puts Erling Haaland at 32nd on the most expensive Premier League transfers of all time, just behind Jorginho

 

[Andouble]

love social media on days like this. Peak internet.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

The vikings are coming Hail ErlingView attachment 42792

Hmmmm, Lagatha.

 

[I'm Blue]

Salty bollockov on SSN still peddling the could’ve join the scum in 2019.
Aw bless.

 

[Bournemouth Blue]

£213million apparently, absolute bargain if you ask me

;)

The £213 million includes agent’s fees and wages over the contract period.

 

[wattle]

The state of that Kaveh tool on Sky now hahaha. Really hurting and talking about the 35mil 'extra' fee's being 'uncomfortable' This is going to be piss boiling at it's best

 

[McfcBibby]

Welcome Erling!! There’s levels to this game.

 

[Shaffer92]

When does he go see Dr. Cugat? ;)

 

[manclad]

Roy Keane likes this thread.
(The dirty rag bastard)!!!!

 

[ancoats]

£51 million pounds wow

 

[Eccles Blue]

You do realise that this guy Haaland, Harling, Harlan, Harris whatever his name is is not going to improve our team don't you?










How can you improve on perfection? THE BEST TEAM IN THE LAND IN ALL THE WORLD!!


Sorry couldn't resist it. I'll go and sit on the naughty step now. ;-)

 

[Clevers]

Burnley are scrambling to get relegated after all because they don't want to face him.

Watford are really happy.