Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[N1985]

It feels like that day we signed Robinho.
And the day we signed Tevez.

All rolled into one.

 

[5 Hit Gibbon]

Would love it if the club got Alfie in for the announcement. Imagine it, Alf-Inge stood there in the old kit, the lights flash and boom suddenly you have Erling stood there In the new kit.

It would be even better if we got Roy Keane there and Alfie did a sliding takle on him and snapped his leg!

 

[pudge]

Thanks to Torres, who I still believe we sold cheaply, we now have our very own Coutinho money spin.

Am I going to rinse it for all it's worth? You bet your arse I am.

 

[eastmanc]

How much did we sell Torres for again….

£55 million

 

[blueabdi]

Fantastic signing. Welcome super haaaland.
All the club and media are jealous because they could nt get him.

Foden Haaland Alvarez
Bernardo Rodri KDB
Cancelo Laporte Diaz Walker
Ederson

Scary frontline init?
Cannt wait next season

 

[Infinite blue]

My erectile dysfunction is now a thing of the past

 

[Phoenix900000]

It they said subject to personal terms or am I missing something

From what I know you don't go for a player if you can't get the personal terms done first cause what's the point in going to do business with the club if the player doesn't want to come in the first place

 

[Vienna_70]

All he needs to do now is cut his hair and stop his shit goal celebrations.

He can celebrate his goals any way he likes.

Especially if there are a lot of them!

 

[ninjamonkey]

Does anyone know what to do with an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?

You use the salty tears and melted candle wax of rival fans (that don't care about us) as lube and crack on.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

It feels like that day we signed Robinho.
And the day we signed Tevez.

And Merlin & Yaya

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Genuninely do feel for Kane , he is world class but at the end of his career will have very little to show for it , Shearer MK2.

The team he went on loan to to gain experience has won more league titles than him.

 

[rickmcfc]

If the release clause was £65m, how have we only paid £51m

 

[John Wayne]

Fair play, Joe Royle. Only 22 years later did we discover that Alfie Haaland was the best signing he ever made.

 

[Gareth Barry Conlon]

Is it me or did Haaland senior have his name spelt Haland when he was with us?

 

[Bluearmy]

How much did we sell Torres for again….

55 mil Euro

 

[Centurions]

He can celebrate his goals any way he likes.

Especially if there are a lot of them!

As long as it's a very short goal celebration, I expect us to take the ball back from KO and score again (and again, and again, and again) :)

 

[mac]

Tune into sky now. Its going to be great tv

 

[dadnlad]

SSN going all out here hour special

 

[Corky]

If the release clause was £65m, how have we only paid £51m

Papers got it wrong

 

[Gumzy97]