Welcome Erling Haaland | Signing confirmed on a 5 year deal

[Vienna_70]

Tricky Trev on SSN raving about him.

 

[madloaf]

Kaveh is gonna blow!….other clubs looked at the deal & didn’t like the numbers, hahahhahahhhhahahahahahahahaahahah what an absolute sausage…. £51.1M

just asked my dad (he’s a rag) did he know how much Sancho was on? No he says, do you know how much was paid in signing on fees & agents? No! Why? I asked, because nobody has ever told me he said. I then asked him how much the Haaland deal was & he knew the lot

Pep has really piled on the pressure for them to justify how the media report on us. Tell fucking sam lee thats why he did it. Lovely stuff.

 

[bobmcfc]

Think this lad might have cracked the song.

Wedderburn just sang this on sky sports news

 

[Keeper!]

 

[eastmanc]

He has. You just announce the transfer agreement first to avoid formal accusations of tapping up.

Now I get it, thought I was going mad.

 

[hilts]

The mental gymnastics on red cafe and rawk is delightful. Chemical Ali has nothing on those guys:-)

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

It is more Ho'land but sky are full on Whoreland.

I think you will find he is from Norway.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Mike weddeburn just sang this on SSN

To 'Lord of the dance'

Dance now wherever you may be
Haaland signed for Man City
He's big he's blonde, his dad's Alfie
And he only cost us 50p

 

[dickie davies]

Does anyone know what to do with an erection that lasts longer than 4 hours?

Nip round and see my wife
I guarantee it'll be soft in a few seconds

 

[BlueAnorak]

Welcome Eerling, City's 10th most expensive signing of all gime pushing John Stones into 11th spot.

 

[dela]

Glowing comments from Trevor Morley. "Best he's ever seen, will get a goal a game"

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

If it hasn't been mentioned in this thread yet, big ups to @tolmie's hairdoo and @93.20blue absolute legends

Stopped clocks etc.....

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Glowing comments from Trevor Morley. "Best he's ever seen, will get a goal a game"

He'll need to with those handsome looks.

 

[Blu1]

Welcome Eerling, City's 10th most expensive signing of all gime pushing John Stones into 11th spot.

lol wtf funny

 

[mccity]

Just been sent this by a Scouser View attachment 42825

This implies he's never going to leave us, the joke's on them.

 

[93.20]

Feck it - I've cracked open a bottle of Tullamore Dew and am tearing the arse out of it.

 

[Maly]

Is it me or did Haaland senior have his name spelt Haland when he was with us?

Just you :)

 

[mac]

Can we start a Go fund page . We will need to buy the Alternative Commentary a fuck load of Thunderbasterds for next season.

 

[oakiecokie]

This Sky reporter will do for me! Waxing lyrical about the club the fee the player, Kaveh is fuckin fuuuuumin :) they keep showing his face

Absolutely brilliant but I don`t know his name.Surely he must be a Blue waxing lyrically about this transfer.

 

[Stevieatlasblue]

Wow this is a stellar signing,welcome to Manchester he is a beast of a player. Can’t wait for champions league now, get in