United Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

But the fat f*ck won't name the 2 players for fear of annoying the 2 players and United.

Custis is just another shit bag football journalist who will create a headline but won't back it up with actual facts and names.

Man Utd training SCRAP as two senior stars pulled apart in shocking scenes

MANCHESTER UNITED’S shambolic end to the season reached a new low when two senior players had a full-on scrap at Carrington. The shocking incident came towards the end of a training session at thei…

www.thesun.co.uk

Players are probably pissed off at having to train during the closed season

 

[TravisBickle]

But the fat f*ck won't name the 2 players for fear of annoying the 2 players and United.

Custis is just another shit bag football journalist who will create a headline but won't back it up with actual facts and names.

Man Utd training SCRAP as two senior stars pulled apart in shocking scenes

MANCHESTER UNITED’S shambolic end to the season reached a new low when two senior players had a full-on scrap at Carrington. The shocking incident came towards the end of a training session at thei…

www.thesun.co.uk

Their players finally showing a bit of fight..who would’ve thought lol

 

[give it to gordon]

Outline looks like slabhead and lindelof.

Cant be slabhead he normally runs away from fights or is that just on holiday

 

[Sid C]

Cant be slabhead he normally runs away from fights or is that just on holiday

The fat fuck has been on holiday since they signed him.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Hard to say. If I was going to get punchy on their training ground I honestly wouldn't know where to start - maybe Shaw because he'd be easiest to catch (fat fucker) or pogba because you could sneak up on him while he was taking selfies.

Bruno would fall over once you got within a yard of him

 

[Blu1]

Ronaldo & pogba got to be involved. Ronaldo pissed off & jealous pogba trying for a city move as he’s made the first move

 

[mexico1970]

Players are probably pissed off at having to train during the closed season

Anyone can make stuff up without naming people, shows the state of the press today.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Why do United fans call City 'Citeh'? To make fun of Manc accents even though United are also a Manchester team (theoretically)?

I think it has something to do with the usual pseudo allegiance as a crutch to lean on. Most want to be associated with mufc and therefore Manchester. It's their way of trying to prove something. Most couldn't point to Manchester on a map let alone old trafford.

 

[chedinho]

True. I was actually called a facking Manc bastard by one of them. Did not see a single Rag on the train down from Manchester or at Euston but the stadium was swamped by Southerners. Total stark contrast in the supports. This the reality the press don’t report.

Cockney reds have always been like that. And capable of turning on their own if Utd lose. They’ve done that to the point they’re not trusted.

Thankfully, cockney blues are the complete opposite.

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Fucking hell every time I go on the internet it’s Ten Hag this, Ten Hag that. Ok he’s won a few Dutch league titles but even Steve McLaren won one of them. Over hyped to fuck

Seems like they might be going Double Dutch, as it looks like they’re getting them both. Bet Pep, Klopp and Tuchel are shitting the bed!

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Think we can rule out Ronaldo.
theres no fight in him

If that was the criteria, it’d be the tea lady and a programme seller!

 

[BringBackSwales]

True. I was actually called a facking Manc bastard by one of them. Did not see a single Rag on the train down from Manchester or at Euston but the stadium was swamped by Southerners. Total stark contrast in the supports. This the reality the press don’t report.

It was like the semi final against the robbers, more Scandinavian accents than scouse

 

[chedinho]

If that was the criteria, it’d be the tea lady and a programme seller!

Blue moon has solved the mystery like a modern day Sherlock Holmes lol

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

Blue moon has solved the mystery like a modern day Sherlock Holmes lol

When you’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth, as Sherlock would say..

 

[Vienna_70]

Wonder who the 2 players scrapping in training were (reported by custis)

I doubt Magliar was one of them, as he’s been nowhere near any other rag players all season.

And if one of them was Fernandez, you can bet he was on the ground before anyone touched him.

 

[chedinho]

When you’ve eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth, as Sherlock would say..

We just need to deduce who won haha

 

[malg]

Ronaldo & pogba got to be involved. Ronaldo pissed off & jealous pogba trying for a city move as he’s made the first move

No fucking way Ronaldo is up for fisticuffs

 

[The perfect fumble]

If that was the criteria, it’d be the tea lady and a programme seller!

 

[Bozzie]

Be a dreadful shame if somebody had twatted McThingamy, really hard and for quite some time!

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Be a dreadful shame if somebody had twatted McThingamy, really hard and for quite some time!

You could swap his name for any of the twats