"Influencers"

[Fred_Quimby]

Fuck me sideways, can there be anything more nauseating or just fucking revolting that seeing some utter, utter, utter talentless twat parading around on Youtube? Er, no.

Case in point, I saw just now some fat and useless **** (name deleted on legal advice) adding the latest Ferrari to his garage of supercars, all paid for by the morons at Google who think it is sensible to excessively reward dickheads for posting drivel on Youtube. You could not make it up.

Get a proper job you turd.

It's not their fault. It's the fault of the soft headed numpties that take notice of them.

 

[flook]

Cunts

succinct and to the point

 

[Bluesince1979]

I had a call off a customer wanting some work doing, priced up etc and was then hit with , “listen im an influencer with 150,000 followers, do the job for free and i’ll post about what a great job you do”.

It wasnt for me and she paid full whack but on talking to her i was fuckin amazed, literally gob smacked , at the stuff she gets for free without even asking! Her whole house was kitted out, new front doors, kitchen furniture, new rendering. Just loads!
She said she just has to bang on about how great company was then either keep or sell the stuff.

 

[LongsightM13]

The blatant pyramid scheme scammers who occasionally pop up on YouTube ads, promising to make you a millionaire for working two hours a day from home, are probably more dangerous

 

[East Level 2]

I just influenced a brain donor to not stand in the middle of the entrance to the subway by explaining to him that I wouldn’t give the slightest fuck if my F150 4x4 crew cab were to accidentally fucking kill him to death.

Kinnel Barcon!! How fucking desperate for a butty were you?

 

[andyhinch]

Kinnel Barcon!! How fucking desperate for a butty were you?

I didn’t know the did drive ins.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Are you sure it's his Ferrari and not some staged set up to impress shallow, easily lead people. Countless conmen use that trick to entice the hard of learning into their web.

And how many texts posted by so-called celebrities exhorting the virtues of whatever it is they are promoting are only posting 'cos they been given the item in return for saying how good said item is! Con-persons. But there's plenty of gullible souls out there!

 

[Dogtanian]

Alan Partridge was a great influencer and always getting free stuff, didn't he get loads of chocolate oranges with superficial damage

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I go through Ancoats every day on my way to work. There’s hundreds of the wannabe fuckers always hanging about taking selfies for Instagram.

One day I’m going to do a Travis Bickle or a Michael Douglas in Falling Down, snap at the state our society has become and just mow the fuckers down.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

The blatant pyramid scheme scammers who occasionally pop up on YouTube ads, promising to make you a millionaire for working two hours a day from home, are probably more dangerous

You’d have to be a complete fucking moron to fall for these scams though. People get what they deserve.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

I had a call off a customer wanting some work doing, priced up etc and was then hit with , “listen im an influencer with 150,000 followers, do the job for free and i’ll post about what a great job you do”.

It wasnt for me and she paid full whack but on talking to her i was fuckin amazed, literally gob smacked , at the stuff she gets for free without even asking! Her whole house was kitted out, new front doors, kitchen furniture, new rendering. Just loads!
She said she just has to bang on about how great company was then either keep or sell the stuff.

Businesses get better value PR out of going viral by publicly calling out these freeloading fuckwits than they do out of giving free stuff to them. More companies should realise this and the lazy vapid twats would have to get real jobs.

 

[Sir peace frog]

calling @twosips to the influencer thread :)

 

[give it to gordon]

Fuck me I am so old lol

What's Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, influencer ?

Is an influencer basically a knobhead doing adverts ?

 

[LongsightM13]

You’d have to be a complete fucking moron to fall for these scams though. People get what they deserve.

Yep but there are plenty of those about. These ‘get rich quick’ pyramid shitehawks exploiting people’s lack of intellect or desperation are just vermin

 

[urban genie]

I have no problem with influencers as long as they do no one harm, all they are doing is advertising clothes, beauty products and appliances, with the incentive of free merchandise.

Where in the olden days people would do the same in markets and shopping halls, these do it on social media, while also modeling the stuff.

While billboard advertisung lingerie and swimwear as taboo on roadsigns, these influencers do exactly rhe same thing online, same adverts, new model of delivery.

As for the likes of the kardashians and their ilk (z list celebs) well not sure what value they bring

 

[M16 citeh]

I do wonder about some of the football influencers now they are being backed by gambling companies. If I question the integrity of the MSM then you see these kids reeling out transfer gossip sponsored by bookies youd be stupid not to question the integrity of that too. People will say it's only a sponsor but it stinks to me

 

[threespires]

Fuck me I am so old lol

What's Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, influencer ?

Is an influencer basically a knobhead doing adverts ?

Pull back the curtain and there you have it.

The trouble is the nature of the platforms and general lack of meaningful regulation means some of them are a menace to society.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Yep but there are plenty of those about. These ‘get rick quick’ pyramid shitehawks exploiting people’s lack of intellect or desperation are just vermin

Who is Rick?

 

[BimboBob]

Probably not on topic but what a truly horrific looking thing she is.

Indeed. No idea why I looked her up on that hamster site but if massive fake arses, tits and lips are your thing then off you pop. She's known as Frankenstein Woman. And fucking ugly. I suspect mental health issues.

 

[mexico1970]

Aren't we all just old people complaining about what young people do ?

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