Biggest bellend in football (with no connections to United or Liverpool)

[j.cbluelongsight]

Collymore the dogger

 

[BillCarlisle]

Legend - he would make mincemeat out of today's sorry collection of pundits.

That's a classic.

 

[Shaggy]

I would love to make plans for Nigel

That would be ecstacy

 

[KentBlue]

Sep Blatter.

 

[Blue Til Death]

Forest fan (No)Mark Goldbridge

I don’t mind him, no denying he’s a dickhead but he’s my go to rag every time they get their arseholes handed to em..

Now Howson is another kettle of fish altogether, he’s a stellar fucking arsehole on steroids ..!!

 

[Blue Til Death]

Collymore the dogger

Collydog

 

[Impeccable One]

Collymore the dogger

My claim ‘to fame’ ? [emoji15]

I once stood at the urinal next to Collymore, and lets just say he HAD to stand a lot closer than me …. surprised he got much dogging action !

 

[snorky]

My claim ‘to fame’ ? [emoji15]

I once stood at the urinal next to Collymore, and lets just say he HAD to stand a lot closer than me

In fairness to the twat though he didn't have an erection at the time.

:)

 

[Impeccable One]

In fairness to the twat though he didn't have an erection at the time.

:)

I WAS pleased to see him, but not that much [emoji6]

 

[LongsightM13]

I’m a little surprised that Jack Wilshere’s retirement has passed without mention in this thread. Especially given his special bond with City fans…

 

[MrCheeseGrater]

Rudiger. Seriously injured De Bruyne in the UCL final and clearly has no regard for other players safety. De Bruyne was lucky it was his face that got hit and not the side of his head. When ever I watch rudiger he always ends up fouling somebody. He's now fucked off to Madrid the dangerous ****. One of the most dirty players I've ever seen.

 

[DogOfWar]

Mike Dean. Pretends he has a personality.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Who would you go for?

Tebas, the end

 

[elbearos]

Ander Herrera

 

[savo]

Alan Smith senior bellend

 

[Gingers Dad]

Any co-commentator. The most pointless and annoying role ever invented. I would gladly pay a subscription to a broadcaster who gave you the option to mute the commentary but keep the real crowd noise.

 

[malg]

The great Brian Clough's contempt for Motperson (and Chinny Hill) was legendary and totally warranted.

That is possibly the best interview I've ever seen. Clough's comments are still relevant today.

'far more qualified than you and your colleagues.....'. Brilliant.

Great comments about the league being the biggest competition. Articulated it perfectly.

Oh my life his comments about Francis.......!!!!

 

[Zabbasbeard]

That is possibly the best interview I've ever seen. Clough's comments are still relevant today.

'far more qualified than you and your colleagues.....'. Brilliant.

Great comments about the league being the biggest competition. Articulated it perfectly.

Oh my life his comments about Francis.......!!!!

Indeed. Those words about the League are exactly what I believe.

He loved to keep Francis down on the ground. And some!

 

[City Hobgoblin]

Bungs drying up ?

 

[Kippaxpete]

That is possibly the best interview I've ever seen. Clough's comments are still relevant today.

'far more qualified than you and your colleagues.....'. Brilliant.

Great comments about the league being the biggest competition. Articulated it perfectly.

Oh my life his comments about Francis.......!!!!

Airing such views about a player in public is and was unforgivable. Remember, this is the man who banned Justin Fashanu from training with the Nottingham Forest first team when he came out as gay and had the player removed from the training ground by local police in October 1982 after the player tried to defy the ban. We might agree with the sentiment behind some of his comments about the state of football at the time but it doesn't alter the fact that Clough was an egotistical bully who seemed to take pleasure in the discomfort of others.